What do the iPhone 4 and Pirates of the Caribbean 4 Script Have in Common?

That the owners of them are fucking idiots. Apparently some British guy goes into his normal cafe shop and finds the 194 page screenplay of Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides .


What kind of idiots do these people give unreleased, supposedly top secret items to? I mean this gets leaked into the wrong tentacles and Davy Jones could have a huge advantage of killing Jack Sparrow! And by our crush of Johnny Depp, we don't want that to happen. Luckily for Disney, the screenplay was given back to them barring any catastrophes.