Bam Margera Beaten by 59-year-old Woman

Yes, that title is correct - you didn't read it wrong. Everyone's favorite Jackass was beaten with a bat by a 59-year-old woman Friday night outside of his bar in Westchester, PA. He suffered a concussion and internal bleeding but has been released from the hospital and already flew out to LA to film Jackass 3D. Apparently the opening scene involved the cast members getting hit in the head but now Bam can't do that as a result of the injuries.

Why the hell did a 59-year-old woman hit Bam over the head with a baseball bat? Was she trying to tap that and he rejected her? Did her son paralyze himself trying to attempt his own Jackass stunts? Did he call her fat? Nobody knows. The woman is facing 5 charges - two counts of simple assault, two counts of recklessly endangering another person and one felony count of aggravated assault. Fun times.

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