Why Wasn't I Invited To This Party?

A modified version of the ballyhooed free-agent summit that was initially suggested and then downplayed by Dwyane Wade has indeed taken place, ESPN.com has learned. Sources close to the situation said Monday night that three of the biggest names in basketball -- Wade, Chris Bosh and LeBron James -- met over the weekend in Miami to seriously discuss their futures, with a focus on the increasingly plausible possibility of those three teaming up with Wade's Heat. Yet sources with knowledge of the meeting stressed to ESPN.com that James, while clearly intrigued by the possibility of forming a star-studded Miami trio with Wade and Bosh, has not yet committed to leaving his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers for South Beach. One source did label Miami as the new frontrunner to land James in a package deal with Bosh and a re-signed Wade but also cautioned that James was "non-committal" with the start of free agency fast approaching.

First off, let's cut the shit and the hype. Lebron isn't going to Miami and Lebron isn't going to New York. New York is a joke. It's an overrated city, the fans are faggots, it's gross, and every New Yorker thinks they live in the best city  in the world but probably haven't been outside of the tri-state area. He's not even going to play with Dwayne Wade. They might be best friends but both of those guys are alpha dog caliber players and two alpha dogs can't co-exist.  Plus it's Miami. Half of those fans don't even speak english and that would drive me through the wall. ESPN loves to talk about this super trio teaming up but even they  know it's not happening and they know there isn't a chance in hell it's happening. I can't see Lebron going anywhere but Chicago or staying in Cleveland. He might not wanna play in MJ's shadow but maybe he has plans to make MJ be remembered in his shadow. I don't know. I know if he wants to be MJ he better get to work right now because he's still 6 titles behind him and 5 behind Kobe.