Is Kitty Purry Married?

Katy Perry was engaged to Russel Brand - for god knows what reason - but she might have already married him. She was being interviewed on The Graham Norton Show when she slipped up by referring to her "mother-in-law" and saying "that's why I married him" at 19 and 35 seconds respectively. I really hope this isn't true because that means it ends all hope for the rest of us to woo her. We all know how much Blog Dylan loves her tits so we may have to put him on suicide watch in case this news is true.