'Glee' Cast & Keenan Cahill Cover Katy Perry

It was only a matter of time before I saw a new Keenan Cahill video. In April he posted a cover of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" with Brian Wilson and Cody Ross. His cover of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" has almost 43 million views. He teamed up with Darren Criss, Dianna Agron, Harry Shum Jr., and Jenna Ushkowitz of Glee to cover Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night".

I love Dianna Agron. Seeing she was in this video was enough to get me to watch it. I'd pay to watch her take a dump. I also love the guy texting in the background. He's probably thinking "What the fuck is happening right now? That midget has totally sold out!!!! Plus he doesn't even know half the words! Ugh!"

Last week Keenan went to the Katy Perry concert in Philadelphia. They hung out and covered "Teenage Dream" together but the only reason I'm posting this video is because of what happened at the 59 second mark.

I never thought I'd be jealous of Keenan Cahill but right now I am. The only thing better than Katy Perry asking you to sit on her lap would be Dianna Agron and Katy Perry asking you to sit on their laps.

Katy Perry on Cover of Rolling Stone

Katy Perry is on the July cover of Rolling Stone magazine and the only thing guaranteed from her photoshoots is that there will be plenty of cleavage. Would we actually want anything else though? Rhetorical! She knows she has ridiculous funbags and that they are the key to her success so she shows them off. Gotta respect that. She doesn't pretend like she's the next Madonna, she knows what we want - catchy music and less clothes - and she gives it to us.

Katy Perry On the Cover of Vanity Fair - Picture & Interview

Katy Perry is on the newest Vanity Fair cover and talks about her childhood with born-again parents, her career and her marriage to Russell Brand. The interview is pretty great but no one really cares about that because this cover trumps it. Katy Perry knows exactly what she was gifted with and exactly what everyone wants to see so she just exploits the hell out of it. And that is why we love her.


The actual article was a pretty good read and talks about how she didn't have a childhood because her parents are born-again Christian nut-jobs and her boobs. Below are two excerpts about those, starting with the one about her boobs because that takes precedence. Read the rest of the article here.

“I don’t care what people say about my relationship; I don’t care what they say about my boobs. People are buying my songs; I have a sold-out tour. I’m getting incredible feedback from my music.” But despite her immense fame, Perry never forgets what it took to get to where she is. “I don’t take anything for granted,” she says. “There are 500 other girls right behind me. And I know that, because I was one of them. I remember what it’s like to be someone who’s always trying to get there—sending out tons of e-mails … trying to connect with some person who could connect me with some other person. And I wouldn’t be working at this pace now if I didn’t truly know that fame is fleeting.”

No one is bashing you for exploiting it, Katy. Just keep doing it and we will continue to buy your music. In the end, all that matters are the results. Now on to the part about being raised with born-again parents. I can't imagine what it would be like to live in this sort of household. Earlier tonight my mom and I were watching the Washington Capitals lose to the Tampa Bay Lightning and during the game my mom yelled such things at the T.V. as: "Oh you fucking refs, that was a bullshit call", "Fuck off Tampa" and "Martin St. Louis is a little piece of shit", among others.

“My career is like an artichoke,” Katy Perry tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson. “People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don’t even know that there’s something magical hidden at the base of it. There’s a whole other side [of me] that people didn’t know existed.”

“I didn’t have a childhood,” she says, adding that her mother never read her any books except the Bible, and that she wasn’t allowed to say “deviled eggs” or “Dirt Devil.” Perry wasn’t even allowed to listen to secular music and relied on friends to sneak her CDs. “Growing up, seeing Planned Parenthood, it was considered like the abortion clinic,” she tells Robinson. “I was always scared I was going to get bombed when I was there…. I didn’t know it was more than that, that it was for women and their needs. I didn’t have insurance, so I went there and I learned about birth control.”

“I think sometimes when children grow up, their parents grow up,” Perry says of her evangelical-minister parents. “Mine grew up with me. We coexist. I don’t try to change them anymore, and I don’t think they try to change me. We agree to disagree. They’re excited about [my success]. They’re happy that things are going well for their three children and that they’re not on drugs. Or in prison.” Perry’s mother confirms that she is proud of her daughter’s success, telling Robinson, “The Lord told us when I was pregnant with her that she would do this.”

Amy Poehler To Host Saturday Night Live Premiere, Katy Perry as Musical Guest

Yesterday it was announced that Amy Poehler will be hosting the Saturday Night Live Season 36 premiere and Katy Perry will be the musical guest. The episode is two weeks from this Saturday (September 25). You should know by now that Katy Perry is an "Ugg Boots For Men" favorite so reading this made me happy in pants. SNL has been pretty weak the past few years (except for the Taylor Swift episode) but they can redeem themselves by just having Katy dress like this - or this, or this, or this. Katy seems to love wearing latex outfits these days so we can only hope they dress her in lots more because they are a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.


Oh yeah, Amy Poehler - completely forgot that she was hosting. She's pretty funny so this episode might not be half bad.

Bryan Cranston, fresh off his 3rd straight Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series (Breaking Bad), will host the 2nd episode on October 2 and everyone's favorite lesbian cheerleading coach, Jane Lynch, will host the 3rd episode on October 9.

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Katy Perry Releases "Teenage Dream" Video

Katy Perry has done it again. She made another awesome song and video to go with it. She released the video for her 2nd single off her upcoming album, "Teenage Dream", yesterday and the video is just as good as the song. MTV held a big premiere for the video at 8pm which was a little bit unnecessary but then again 95% of the shit on MTV is unnecessary.

Katy doesn't even try to be persuasive but just ends up being that way. It probably has something to do with her giant funbags and the constant wearing of slutty clothes. After watching the first 15 seconds of this video I ran out and bought a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarers. I also bought $500 worth of Proactiv products last week after seeing her advertise them. I even took up boxing. She should be the spokesperson for every single company. Katy should take turns selling cars for GM, Ford and Chrysler. Did I just solve the auto industry crisis?

This video is probably not safe for work because of the way you will react to it. Katy and the music video director sure do know what the audience want - her in underwear and bikini - and they definitely delivered.

Two weeks ago I posted about the release of the song and commented that I wasn't sure if I liked it or not yet but now it is stuck in my head. It's so damn catchy. "Teenage Dream" is currently #7 on the Top 100 and "California Gurls" is #2. The album will be released August 24th.

Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Natalie Portman

Just when I thought Katy Perry couldn't get any more perfect she goes and does something like this. Yes you read that title right, Katy Perry, singer and songwriter of such incredible songs like I Kissed a Girl and California Gurls, has come out and decided she would like to kiss Natalie Portman. Apparently her former number 1 choice was Megan Fox, but Katy decided to change that after Overrated Fox got married. Katy said "Probably Natalie Portman-- She's smart and hot."

After hearing the news I was delighted to be given an excuse to write a post/post a picture about Katy and her perfect tits. A Katy Perry/Natalie Portman combo would be a delicious kiss, but my number 1 combo still would be Kate Becksinsale/Emmanuelle Chriqui.

In other Katy Perry news, she said she won't be posing for Playboy...

“I would probably say no, because I think…that’s showing all your cards. And, like, I always want to keep a couple aces up my sleeve. And plus I think it’s a fine line to tease and then to just give it away, and I like to be considered more of the tease.”

NOOOOO!!! She sat down to answer the Playboy question as well as other top-voted questions from the YouTube community. The video is below but is 31 minutes long so unless you enjoy staring at those fun bags as much as I do go read the rest of the blog.

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Katy Perry Releases Second Single "Teenage Dream"

Promo picture for "Teenage Dream" released last week

Katy Perry released the second single off her album Teenage Dream on Thursday. The first single was "California Gurls" and this one shares the name of the album, "Teenage Dreams". I don't really know if I like it or not yet but I'm sure it will grow on me. I'd much rather just stare at the background picture on this video or these pictures than pay attention to the song. The album, "Teenage Dream", will be released August 24.

"California Gurls" and "Tik Tok" are the Same Song

Yankees v. Red Sox, Dogs v. Cats (great film), Republicans v. Democrats, and now we have Ke$ha v. Katy Perry. Some genius out there figured out that "California Gurls" and "Tik Tok" are basically the same song, and he has proof. Hell, they were even produced by the same guy.

Now I don't know who is the thief in this situation, but Katy Perry is way hotter so that means Ke$ha is the scoundrel. Ke$ha sucks, but at least all of her songs don't sound the same like the Dave Matthews Band, and lucky for us neither of them have stooped as low as Nickelback...

Katy Perry Goes to the Water Park in a Bikini

Katy Perry and her perfect tits went out yesterday to a water park in the Bahamas. I then masturbated 16 times while crying from happiness. Seriously though, these tits are great and I don't think I'm the only one here saying California Gurls is a GREAT song. Meaning? Katy Perry is clearly a goddess. I would do just about anything to motorboat those beauties just one time.


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Is Kitty Purry Married?

Katy Perry was engaged to Russel Brand - for god knows what reason - but she might have already married him. She was being interviewed on The Graham Norton Show when she slipped up by referring to her "mother-in-law" and saying "that's why I married him" at 19 and 35 seconds respectively. I really hope this isn't true because that means it ends all hope for the rest of us to woo her. We all know how much Blog Dylan loves her tits so we may have to put him on suicide watch in case this news is true.

Ice Cream and Tits

Katy Perry and her perfect, exquisite, wonderful, beautiful body showed up at the MuchMusic Awards the other night with a surprise treat. Unfortunately for me it wasn't a picture of her tits, but instead free ice cream. Perry showed up in an ice cream truck, at one point tossing ice cream out into the crowd. Then some chicks not as hot as Perry walked out barring snow cones before Katy and her wonderful tits themselves came out. I then came.

A special thanks to the wonderful photographer who took this picture. Keep snapping em and we'll hire you here at Ugg Boots. A warning, we do pay in Ritz crackers.


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Friday Daily Post - Lindsey Hohan, Justin Bieber & Katy Perry

So apparently the only way Lindsey Lohan can make the news now a days is by being a complete drunk fool. After leaving a club last night, Lindsey was recorded falling flat on her face. Boy, don't you wish you could see that?

I mean really, does anyone even care about this chick anymore? She was such a cute little girl in The Parent Trap, a babe in Mean Girls, and now she's a coked out whore? She needs to figure out nobody cares about her anymore and just get a job working at McDonald's.

In case anyone missed it, yesterday was April Fools and Funny or Die decided to tell people that Justin Bieber bought their site and renamed it Bieber or Die. They made 11 pretty hilarious videos with him - check them out here http://www.funnyordie.com/justin_bieber/videos. Does anyone else think he looks like a lesbian? He seems to be everywhere these days and was on Chelsea Lately last night. In case you happen to be one of the bazillion people obsessed with him right now, the interview is below.

Finally we will leave you with this - Katy Perry gets slimed at the Kids Choice Awards last Saturday.