Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Natalie Portman

Just when I thought Katy Perry couldn't get any more perfect she goes and does something like this. Yes you read that title right, Katy Perry, singer and songwriter of such incredible songs like I Kissed a Girl and California Gurls, has come out and decided she would like to kiss Natalie Portman. Apparently her former number 1 choice was Megan Fox, but Katy decided to change that after Overrated Fox got married. Katy said "Probably Natalie Portman-- She's smart and hot."

After hearing the news I was delighted to be given an excuse to write a post/post a picture about Katy and her perfect tits. A Katy Perry/Natalie Portman combo would be a delicious kiss, but my number 1 combo still would be Kate Becksinsale/Emmanuelle Chriqui.

In other Katy Perry news, she said she won't be posing for Playboy...

“I would probably say no, because I think…that’s showing all your cards. And, like, I always want to keep a couple aces up my sleeve. And plus I think it’s a fine line to tease and then to just give it away, and I like to be considered more of the tease.”

NOOOOO!!! She sat down to answer the Playboy question as well as other top-voted questions from the YouTube community. The video is below but is 31 minutes long so unless you enjoy staring at those fun bags as much as I do go read the rest of the blog.

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Katy Perry Releases Second Single "Teenage Dream"

Promo picture for "Teenage Dream" released last week

Katy Perry released the second single off her album Teenage Dream on Thursday. The first single was "California Gurls" and this one shares the name of the album, "Teenage Dreams". I don't really know if I like it or not yet but I'm sure it will grow on me. I'd much rather just stare at the background picture on this video or these pictures than pay attention to the song. The album, "Teenage Dream", will be released August 24.

"California Gurls" and "Tik Tok" are the Same Song

Yankees v. Red Sox, Dogs v. Cats (great film), Republicans v. Democrats, and now we have Ke$ha v. Katy Perry. Some genius out there figured out that "California Gurls" and "Tik Tok" are basically the same song, and he has proof. Hell, they were even produced by the same guy.

Now I don't know who is the thief in this situation, but Katy Perry is way hotter so that means Ke$ha is the scoundrel. Ke$ha sucks, but at least all of her songs don't sound the same like the Dave Matthews Band, and lucky for us neither of them have stooped as low as Nickelback...