'Glee' Cast & Keenan Cahill Cover Katy Perry

It was only a matter of time before I saw a new Keenan Cahill video. In April he posted a cover of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" with Brian Wilson and Cody Ross. His cover of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" has almost 43 million views. He teamed up with Darren Criss, Dianna Agron, Harry Shum Jr., and Jenna Ushkowitz of Glee to cover Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night".

I love Dianna Agron. Seeing she was in this video was enough to get me to watch it. I'd pay to watch her take a dump. I also love the guy texting in the background. He's probably thinking "What the fuck is happening right now? That midget has totally sold out!!!! Plus he doesn't even know half the words! Ugh!"

Last week Keenan went to the Katy Perry concert in Philadelphia. They hung out and covered "Teenage Dream" together but the only reason I'm posting this video is because of what happened at the 59 second mark.

I never thought I'd be jealous of Keenan Cahill but right now I am. The only thing better than Katy Perry asking you to sit on her lap would be Dianna Agron and Katy Perry asking you to sit on their laps.

"Coning" is Hilarious

Lat month we had "planking". Today we have "coning". I'm not sure who thinks of these new video trends but 1) it has to be someone on acid 2) I want to meet them 3) I probably met them while I was at Bonnaroo. If I told you I wasn't sitting here laughing while watching these videos of "coning" I would be lying to you. And I would never lie to you. While Asian kids sit at home learning math problems we here in North America are degrading minimum wage employees! And I wouldn't have it any other way. Enjoy!

Girl at 30 seconds, stop giving the customer everything. That is part of our problem. You didn't fuck up here. That's obvious. This guy sure knows how to make a video because the best part is at the end.

After a drive-thru customer smears his soft serve ice cream on his face in war paint does that make you hate your job more or make it more enjoyable that day? Serious question here.

P.S. The frosty spills were overkill. Way to ruin a trend, douche.

Keenan Cahill Covers Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" with Brian Wilson & Cody Ross

If you pay any attention to the intertubes then you know who Keenan Cahill is. He's that 16 year old kid that looks like he's 8 because he has dwarf syndrome and lip syncs to popular songs. His most famous lip sync cover was of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" which has over 37 million views. Well on Tuesday he posted a new video and it might be, nay, IS the best one yet. It is a cover of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite" and features San Francisco Giant players Brian Wilson and Cody Ross. I wish whoever thought of the idea to bring Keenan Cahill together with Brian Wilson and Cody Ross had thought of it sooner because it's pure gold.

0:29 = pure awesome. Brian Wilson is the coolest person in baseball and that's not even up for debate. If you wanted to debate it I'd bring up his World Series ring, his ridiculously awesome beard, the fact that he's a certified ninja, or pretty much anything else he says because it's all perfect. On May 25th the Giants are holding a promotion featuring Brian Wilson, Cody Ross and Keenan Cahill and "proceeds from ticket sales will help benefit causes dear to both Cody & Keenan".

Below is the video of when Brian Wilson was on Rome is Burning in September. Anyone who chugs a Red Bull before they need to do something is someone I can party with.

Scoops Callahan Does Sports Interviews, 1920's Style

The producer of a Dallas talk radio station decided it was a good idea to start interviewing athletes using 1920's lingo. And no, it was not a good idea. It was a phenomenal idea. I'm jealous of this guy for thinking of this before I could. He uses the alias "Scoops Callahan" and interviews everyone from Bill Belichick to Alex Ovechkin. It's hard to describe the perfectness of this video so just watch.

The only bad thing I can say about this video is this - the fact that this guy isn't wearing some kind of suit is a crime. He should definitely be wearing a seersucker suit with a top hat. Other than that this video is pure awesome. Everything from opening with Billy Beer saying "next question" (classic) then Tom Brady going with it followed by Eli not even knowing something was different (classic) to the perisian torpedo was perfect. How does this guy even get press passes? Actually, I don't care. I just hope he keeps getting them. Champ?! Champ?!

P.S. I'm definitely going to start using "Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me."

P.S. P.S. Scoops Callahan interviewed Ovechkin but the Caps PR guy was none too pleased. #NotAchamp

Rebecca Black Already a Millionaire From "Friday"

Forbes.com is reporting that Rebecca Black's song "Friday" has already had over 2 million downloads on iTunes. Apple pays artists .70 cents per download which means Rebecca Black has made about $1.4 million dollars from the iTunes downloads alone. According to Forbes, she has also made $20,000 from all the YouTube views. This more than makes up for the $2,000 her mom paid Ark Music Factory to create the song. I think the moral of this story is that we should all save up $2,000 because anyone can become a music superstar.

I take back my earlier comment that she looks like Selena Gomez. Actually I don't take it back, I just want to edit it. She looks like a combination of Selena Gomez, Lea Michele, Demi Lovato and a horse. I guess I could just say: she looks like a combination of Selena Gomez, Lea Michele, Demi Lovato and Sarah Jessica Parker. Since I haven't posted the video yet here it is in all its future Grammy winning glory.

I wanted to like this song, I really did. I like being hip and talking to the kids on the street about what's cool. There were just certain things about this song that kept me from being able to like it. For starters, the fact that she's 13 and gets in a car with her 13 year old friends? That's crazy. Also, who's teaching kids these days that driving fast on the highway is a good idea? And do I even have to bring up the "partying, partying" that this 13 year old is doing? Other than that this song is pretty good.

Olivia Munn Got Wasted Co-Hosting "Today" on St. Patrick's Day

Olivia Munn co-hosted "Today" on St. Patrick's Day, filling in for Kathy Lee. She tweeted before the show about how she had been drinking since Monday and kept talking about getting "DayWasted" during the show with Hoda. Right before the show started she tweeted that she was already tipsy. Olivia then proceeded to get hammered during the show and was being hilarious.

I love how the beer girl tries to interrupt her and tell us how she made the beer. Someone should tell her that no one cares because Olivia Munn is getting tanked at 8am on national TV. We also don't care because she's ugly.

Hot, rich, has posed multiple times for Playboy, AND she loves day drinking? I think we all need some more Olivia Munn in our lives. Luckily she has a new show called "Perfect Couples". Unluckily it's on NBC and not Showtime. If you want further proof that Olivia Munn is awesome go here. Also, why didn't NBC ask her to design the Wonder Woman costume? She's basically a nerd's wet dream come true.

Jimmy Kimmel Debuts Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet

A month ago, after the Grammys, Jimmy Kimmel debuted his "Hottie Body Humpilates" workout. The video was littered with hotties and was actually pretty funny. Last night he brought us the sequel to the workout: the diet. It brought back hotties from the first video and even if there wasn't any hilarious dialogue it's worth it because of the ridiculous sillies he managed to get to help him. Scarlett Johansson, Emily Blunt, Jessica Biel, Erin Andrews, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell, January Jones, Amanda Seyfried, Kerry Washington, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Rebecca Romijn. I have a chubby after just typing that. Even the hilarious Neil Patrick Harris is in the video.

This video just might be a favorite for bros everywhere because we know they love nothing more than hot blonde celebs and sexual innuendos littered amongst working out and humping things.

Joaquin Phoenix Reveals 2009 Letterman Appearance Was Fake & For Movie

Joaquin Phoenix appeared on "Late Night with David Letterman" last night in his highly anticipated return since he was on the show on February 11, 2009. He confirmed the rumors that he's a nut-job and does more blow than Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton combined it was all fake/staged and was for his new movie called "I'm Still Here", directed by Casey Affleck.

Apparently Joaquin and Casey came up with the idea for the movie while watching reality television where much of it is staged but the viewers believe it all to be true because the characters use their real names and are told it is reality. They then decided to tell the world that Joaquin was retiring from acting to pursue a rap career and see how the media and public responded to it. Joaquin grew an awesome beard and then remained in character while going out in public and doing interviews so they could secretly film the movie.


A few months after the retirement announcement Joaquin made his famous appearance on Letterman. There were reports that Letterman was in on it but he's denying it and even asked Joaquin to verify that in the interview last night. I would believe him except for the fact that this whole thing is about lying to the public because they'll believe it. Hey Letterman, why don't you go bang some more grenades. I want to believe the February 2009 interview was real because it was so awesome that it will never be duplicated...not even if Letterman's guests were Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton and Mel got drunk and beat Paris until drugs fell out of her vagina. Alright, that might top it.

Fun fact: Casey Affleck is married to Joaquin Phoenix's hot sister.

The interview is below:

Guy Walks Into Traffic & Gets Hit By Ice Cream Truck

A few days ago I said I would be starting a "Ricky of the Week" post every Sunday but after seeing this video I can't wait until Sunday to award it. This dude is one of the biggest Ricks I have ever seen - he takes the award in a landslide. Seriously, what idiot decides it is a good idea to dance into traffic? It does make for a hilarious video and I'm sure that's all he and his buddies care about now. He deserved to get hit by the ice cream truck but if he sues and gets millions I'm going to be pissed.

YouTube Weekly Round-Up

Starting this week we are going to bring you three top notch videos from the web, and this week we are coming out swinging.

3. Animals Hanging in the Real World

The only thing you can do after watching this video is think, "What the hell would I do in this situation?".

I understand freaking out over a jungle cat perusing the aisle of the 7-11, but I don't get the guy going ape shit over a bird behind him.

2. Strut That Ass!

This is a great example of an interview gone wrong, the best part is that at no point during this video do I understand what the hell is going on. For bonus points try to count how many times the phrase "strut that ass" is said.

1. Hedo-Rick

Now I'm not one to brag, but I've seen my share of internet videos. I believe I've seen every cat video created, but this video has reached a new high for me.

Just when I thought the interview was over the beat drops and Rick pulls out some moves that are only appropriate at an orgy vacation hotel (which is exactly where he is at). I'm sure this guy works in an office and is super quite, but little do his coworkers know that he is secretly a sexual superhero. Rick, we salute you.

Antoine Dodson Stops His Sister From Being Raped

4 years ago we were blessed with this hilarious video about a crackhead leprechaun from Mobile. Today we present you with another gem straight out of Alabama. A true diamond in the rough. If there ever was a way to make attempted rape funny, this is it. The name "Antoine Dodson" will soon become an overnight internet sensation after he helped stop his sister from being raped. Apparently his sister woke up to a strange man next to her in bed and started screaming. Antoine rushed into the room and helped her. He described the situation by saying...

“He’s climbing in your window, he's snatching your people up, trying to rape em, so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband because they’re raping everybody out here...We got your t-shirt. You left fingerprints and all. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real...You don't have to come and confess that you did this. We're looking for you. We, we 'gon find you. So you can run and tell that, homeboy!”

His grasp of the English language would make Mark Twain jealous. Antoine was overheard saying how jealous he was that the man tried to rape his sister instead of him. No crime has gone unsolved in Alabama the past few days because Antoine is on every case. He just puts on a new bandanna and starts solving shit.

Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Natalie Portman

Just when I thought Katy Perry couldn't get any more perfect she goes and does something like this. Yes you read that title right, Katy Perry, singer and songwriter of such incredible songs like I Kissed a Girl and California Gurls, has come out and decided she would like to kiss Natalie Portman. Apparently her former number 1 choice was Megan Fox, but Katy decided to change that after Overrated Fox got married. Katy said "Probably Natalie Portman-- She's smart and hot."

After hearing the news I was delighted to be given an excuse to write a post/post a picture about Katy and her perfect tits. A Katy Perry/Natalie Portman combo would be a delicious kiss, but my number 1 combo still would be Kate Becksinsale/Emmanuelle Chriqui.

In other Katy Perry news, she said she won't be posing for Playboy...

“I would probably say no, because I think…that’s showing all your cards. And, like, I always want to keep a couple aces up my sleeve. And plus I think it’s a fine line to tease and then to just give it away, and I like to be considered more of the tease.”

NOOOOO!!! She sat down to answer the Playboy question as well as other top-voted questions from the YouTube community. The video is below but is 31 minutes long so unless you enjoy staring at those fun bags as much as I do go read the rest of the blog.

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Gaga vs. Bieber - YouTube Style (UPDATE)

UPDATE - Justin Bieber once again overtook Lady Gaga for most viewed YouTube video. All of the 13-year-old girls who stayed up way past their bedtimes to make this happen can now go to sleep.


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Gaga vs. Bieber - YouTube Style

In a "Who the hell cares" news post...Justin Bieber momentarily overtook Lady Gaga for the most viewed video on YouTube. Gaga's lesbian fans, who ironically look like Justin Bieber, caught wind of this and put the "Queen of Pop" back on top of Bieber. That's what she said. Oh god I can't get that image out of my head right now. It really surprised me that Bieber could even contend for top YouTube video because I didn't think 13-year-old girls had computers.


Here are the 2 videos because they kick-ass...

It was just announced that the "David After Dentist" video has earned that family $150,000. Holy bajesus. That video has 63 million views and made them $150,000, I can't imagine what some of the other top viewed videos are taking in. New business plan - try to create a video that will go viral. Any and all suggestions are appreciated.