Paris Hilton Storms Out of Interview

Paris Hilton turned 30 in February and now has a new reality show called The World According to Paris on Oxygen. The show has been getting horrible ratings and The New York Times writes that in the show Paris comes off as "a Sony Walkman in an iPod era, a Friendster in the age of Facebook." I couldn't have said it better myself. The bitch sucks and is a no talent ass-clown that had her moment 8 years ago yet refuses to accept that.

She sat down with ABC News reporter Dan Harris for a segment on Good Morning America today I know this is shocking but she walked out of the interview and threw a shit fit after he implied that her time in the spotlight is over.

Classic Paris to forget to turn off her microphone before crying about not wanting the video to be used. What a cunt. I realize she's probably the dumbest person on the planet behind the cast of Jersey Shore and ahead of Jessica Simpson but all of them could come up with an answer about how their time in the spotlight isn't over. If you can't even answer why your moment has passed then you're time is clearly up. The only way this would have been better is if she just started crying.

Scoops Callahan Does Sports Interviews, 1920's Style

The producer of a Dallas talk radio station decided it was a good idea to start interviewing athletes using 1920's lingo. And no, it was not a good idea. It was a phenomenal idea. I'm jealous of this guy for thinking of this before I could. He uses the alias "Scoops Callahan" and interviews everyone from Bill Belichick to Alex Ovechkin. It's hard to describe the perfectness of this video so just watch.

The only bad thing I can say about this video is this - the fact that this guy isn't wearing some kind of suit is a crime. He should definitely be wearing a seersucker suit with a top hat. Other than that this video is pure awesome. Everything from opening with Billy Beer saying "next question" (classic) then Tom Brady going with it followed by Eli not even knowing something was different (classic) to the perisian torpedo was perfect. How does this guy even get press passes? Actually, I don't care. I just hope he keeps getting them. Champ?! Champ?!

P.S. I'm definitely going to start using "Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me."

P.S. P.S. Scoops Callahan interviewed Ovechkin but the Caps PR guy was none too pleased. #NotAchamp

Lindsay Lohan Offered 1 Million Dollars For Post-Jail Interview

I seriously hate this dumbass bitch. Lindsay Blohan who should be in jail for another 2 months is now being offered a million dollars for her first interview after jail. This is the kind of shit that makes Lindsay still think she's relevant in this world. Nobody likes her, she sucks at acting, and doesn't even have that big of tits! She gets special treatment in jail, leaves early, and now is getting paid to tell her lame, most likely made up story.


Die Lohan.

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