Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Wasn't That On 24?

Kiefer Sutherland, who allegedly head-butted clothing designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met costume gala late Monday night, is reportedly claiming that he confronted the designer after he witnessed him knock over actress Brooke Shields. A potential problem for Sutherland, according to TMZ, is that Shields is telling a very different version of events: Brooke's rep said "nothing happened to her," adding "Jack did nothing inappropriate. It's not clear what caused Kiefer to do what he did."

Lets switch it up for a second. Lets says Kiefer Sutherland is Jack Bauer and Brooke Shields is America. Sorry our hero was at it again, doing what he does best. How was he supposed to respond when Tony Almedia (Jack Mccollough) attacked the country that had protected him for so many years? Exactly. And I gotta say that head-butting someone is probably the most badass stunt anyone could pull. I mean it's easy to yell and push and even throw a punch. But throwing your head into someone else? That takes balls.No, that takes Jack Bauer sized balls.

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