More Like Dirk Diggler, Eh?

The woman arrested at Dirk Nowitzki's house on May 6 says she is pregnant with the child of the Dallas Mavericks' star and that they had been engaged. Cristal Taylor spoke to the Dallas Morning News from jail in Beaumont, Texas. "I've known Dirk for seven years -- and, no, I didn't tell him everything about my past because I was afraid," Taylor said, according to the newspaper. "But I mean, now I'm pregnant and alone and broke because he is my only source of income."Taylor said that Nowitzki has not contacted her and likely does not know that she is pregnant. She said that she didn't know before she was arrested. "I didn't even know," she said, according to the newspaper. "Nobody knew until they tested me in Dallas."

I'm gonna call this bitches bluff right now and you heard it here first. I'll believe her when she pops that deformed piece of shit out of her yahoo. No way shes preggers. Dirk is too fucking ugly. Too fucking slow. Too fucking soft. He doesn't have the balls to knock a bitch up then send her packing. That's a gene that I think is only implanted in some by the grace of god. And are we supposed to feel bad for her? She's all alone, broke, pregnant and without a home. Oh boo-fucking-hoo. Maybe don't be such a fucking whore and youre family wouldn't have disowned you in the first place. There are a lot of ways to earn a living and I don't think sucking dick is a part of any of the job descriptions.