8:00- Why didn't the game start yet? I see you in that red dress. I'm excited to see how many times Barkely says "get some rebounds du-wight."
8:08- Marv Albert and Reggie Miller are calling the game again? Ebony and ivory. Hey, if I wanted to listen to a game called at the pace of a drunken snail I would have taken grams up on her offer for bingo night years ago.
8:10- I could kick the shit out of JJ Redick.
8:15- Another dunk by Howard. Yawn. Does this guy have any real talent other than jumping around like a gorilla in a cage? I'm told I should stop referring to people of his "color" as monkeys. or bafoons. or apes.
9:27- Uhhhhhh what just happened? Good thing I remembered that short term memory loss was a side effect of this medication. Wait what? Get it.
9:34- Countryyy roaddds take me homee to the plaacee I belongggg, West Virginiaaaa, mountain mommaaaa, Take me home country rooaddss.
9:36- How many times does Rondo have to be left open before they guard the little fucker? Celts down 6.
9:37- Rondo just dunked on Duuhhwight. My boy got ups.
9:38- Paul Pierce has no gas in the tank. direct quote from black cart boy at stop and shop july 2008.
9:39- Hedo Turkoglu= poor mans Peja. Peja= poor man's Reggie Miller. Reggie Miller= a Poor man. a poor man= a porn man?
9:41- There are so many things I want to say about Rafer skip the dick in my ass Alston but I think I could get arrested for a hate crime.
9:42- JJ Redick just hit a 3. I officially quit.
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