Saturday, May 23, 2009

Live 4th Quarter Blog


12:00 to go - I hate J.R. Smith with a passion. I met George Karl at West Farms Mall, he's a cool guy

11:59 to go - Who calls a reach in foul one second into the fourth quarter? Are you serious?

10:12 to go - Come on Farmarrrrrr. No need for an up and down. Use your sonic ears to hear the defender coming. And you got a technial. Wonderful.

9:26 to go - Does anyone else think that Anthony Carter looks a lot like Kenny "The Jet" Smith?

8:50 to go - Mark Jackson just called Pau Gasol Black Eyed Pea because he did the Boom Boom Pow on a one-handed dunk. Sigh.

7:37 to go - Chris Andersen misses a dunk. Lay off the coke dumbass.

7:35 to go - Ariza nails a three, and the Lakers lead. Why did this kid suck in college?

5:43 to go - Chauncey gets swatted by Kenyon Martin is there to give the Nuggets the lead. I like his lipstick tattoo on his neck. I bet Mark Cuban gave it to him.

5:10 to go - ARIZZZAAAAA AGAIIIINNNNNN

4:51 to go - Billups with a four point play? You don't call that foul on Kobe Bryant. He rapes bitches

3:06 to go - Melo can't guard Kobe. Continuation rule baby

2:46 go to - Fisher falls down and Chauncey gropes him. Come on man, I know your teeth are messed up, but at least look for dates outside the Pepsi Center

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1:09 to go - Kobe explodes all over J.R. Smith's face. He can hit threes from anywhere. Lakers by one

36.5 seconds to go - Awful inbound pass stolen by Ariza. Melo fouls out, good game Nuggets. Good night readers

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