WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. -- Authorities in North Carolina say a store owner and a patron thwarted a teen accused of trying to carry out a robbery by concealing a banana beneath his shirt to resemble a gun. Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla entered the Internet cafe Thursday and demanded money, saying he had a gun. The owner, Bobby Ray Mabe, said he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana. Mabe says deputies took pictures of the peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.
Only in Winston-Salem baby! Ill say this one more time and maybe it wont be the last, but I think Szwalla had a vision of how his armed robbery was going to go and this was the exact opposite of what he had planned. First off, why rob an internet cafe? What is that shit anyway? How do they even get money? piss poor planning from the beginning. Then again, if this kid got away with it I think we would all be sitting here today shaking our heads and scratching our balls saying homie was playing chess while his counterparts were playing checkers. But a banana? Really? I know what a banana looks like and even under some clothes there is no way I'm mistaking that thing for a gun. A love gun, yes. That was a penis joke. You can laugh now.
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