LEON, N.Y. -- Police cracking down on rowdy Amish youths ticketed a teenager for having beer in his horse-drawn buggy when they pulled him over on a western New York road.They said 17-year-old Chris Slabaugh, of Conewango, was charged with underage possession of alcohol after he was stopped by Cattaraugus County deputies late Monday night in the town of Leon, 40 miles south of Buffalo.Detective Nathan Root said the teen admitted drinking beer, but passed a field sobriety test.Root said another Amish man in the buggy, 22-year-old Emanuel Miller, of Conewango Valley, was charged with providing the beer.
Bahahahaa. You crazy Amish boys. Maybe you should listen to the radio every now and then. You can't just go out there and drink your beers like it's 1776 all over again. This aint the old country fellas. Time to get in touch with humanity. We got a black president now. Go tell your bearded father that story and get back to me.I blame these fuckers for the economy. I mean what positive influence do they have on our country? Like what do they do? Besides suck and drink beer illegally and apparently have gay sex in a horse and buggy. Yeah, that wasn't in the police report but let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy and he told my cousins best friends step sister that chris slabaugh would totally jump any dude.
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