Is Jason Bay The Messiah?

That is one man you can look at and say there is no way he's sticking needles in his ass. The guy barely fits into his own uniform. .323, 32 RBI, 9 dingers. I can't remember the last time the sox won and this motherfucker didn't contribute in a positive way. When him, youk and Pedroia are battling it out for MVP, I'll be the naked guy in the corner with a smug smile and soft blue eyes that could make a wolverine purr saying I told ya so.


P.S. Does Phil Jackson always sound drunk during an in-game interview?

Fuck you. thanks for reading.