Thursday, May 28, 2009

I still love you, Cristiano


Let me get this straight. Manchester United has the best player in the world, Cristiano Ronaldo, and they just stop getting him the ball down a goal in the second half of Europe's most important tournament. Manchester United has a world famous coach, who has also been knighted. Sigh...I don't get it. In the first half, my boy was getting his shot off like a porn star. The Barcelona defense looked old and tired. I was excited, I ate chocolate chip cookies. Then the heartbreak set in. I've never felt more used and abused. Man U gave me ten good minutes. That's just cold. Even an awful girlfriend can spare fifteen minutes. I guess I will have to watch Lebron tonight and hope that the Magic make me happy. I love to hate you Lebron, so the better you are, the more I despise. Keep getting better and I might kill myself. It's all up to you....

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