Selena Gomez Releases New Single "Bang Bang Bang"

Selena Gomez is turning into quite the slutty 18 year old and it would be spectacular if only she would get rid of the scrawny lesbian she keeps hanging out with. Not long ago she was making Disney episodes about being a wizard and casting spells. Now she is vacationing in a bikini with Bieber, getting foot massages from him after they just banged and releasing singles with suggestive titles. She released her second single from the album, When the Sun Goes Down, today. The song is called "Bang Bang Bang" and this is where I'd usually tell you if the song was good or not but I haven't actually listened to it because I'm still trying to get over the fact that she's dating Justin Bieber. Justin...Bieber.

"Australia's Got Talent" Found the Next Justin Bieber

A week ago I posted about how a contestant on "Britain's Got Talent" might become the next Susan Boyle. Well today I saw a video for "Australia's Got Talent" and my first thought was "Australia has a talent competition?". My second thought was "Australia wishes they were the United States". My third thought was "Wait, where is Australia?". My fourth thought was "Australia has talent?". My fifth thought was "Australia wishes they were the United States". My sixth thought was "Australia? Isn't that the country where that kid threw a party that got all over the news?". Even after all this, Australia might have found the next Justin Bieber:

Justin Bieber Covers "Love The Way You Lie"

So Justin Bieber is doing covers now? I knew I hadn't heard much about him lately but I didn't think he would start doing Eminem and Rhianna covers.

Be honest though, you definitely thought this was the Biebs. Even after I found out it was a girl I still thought it HAD to be Bieber. If you don't believe me that this is a girl go here. This is the best lookalike I've seen yet AND she sings? Game over. Now we just need to find a guy that looks like Selena Gomez and they can go on double dates and have really crazy foursomes.

Selena Gomez was on Ellen Yesterday

I just did a post about Selena Gomez two days ago but after seeing these pictures of her on Ellen yesterday how could I not post them. Selena is quickly shooting up my list of favorite 18-year-olds. It's like she picked out this dress because she knew exactly what we were all going to be looking at. No, not the lesbian wearing jeans. Here's part of the interview where Ellen questions Selena about dating the Biebs.

I actually wish I didn't include this video because now all I can think of is Selena and Justin Bieber as brother and sister and dating. This was definitely a ploy by Ellen to get Selena weirded out that she's dating Bieber so that they would break up and she could make her move on Selena.

Photos: Egotastic

Justin Bieber Gets Hit With Water Bottle

The title really says it all. The Biebernator has been touring Bienernation recently and somebody at the show was clearly fed up with him. My guess is it was a lesbian look alike that is tired of hearing how she looks just like Justin Bieber. This kid is annoying as fuck and I find this video hilarious. I wish it was me who threw it.

Justin Bieber Drives Diddy's Lamborghini Gallardo

Justin Bieber turned 16 back on March 1st and Diddy promised him the keys to his $200,00+ white Lamborghini Gallardo for his birthday. Bieber just got his license 3 months ago but thought Diddy was just kidding. He told People magazine in March...

"He said when I turn 16 he was going to give me his Lamborghini. We all know Diddy's not going to give me his Lamborghini, he's all talk."

Bieber was spotted driving Diddy's Lamborghini on Tuesday to get some frozen yogurt at an L.A. Pinkberry with Sean Kingston. It is unknown whether Diddy just let him borrow the car or actually gave it to him. This raises a few questions: 1) Why the hell would Diddy give a 16-year old his $200,000+ car? Maybe he's trying to hit up Mrs. Bieber and thought this would impress her. 2) If you were going to get frozen yogurt in a really expensive car, why would you invite Sean Kingston? That dude is probably the messiest eater ever. I imagine him eating ice cream would go something like this and then he'd have to wash it down like this.

The Lamborghini Gallardo adds to Bieber's car collection as Usher gave him a Range Rover for his 16th birthday. It's good to be the Biebs these days.

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Gaga vs. Bieber - YouTube Style (UPDATE)

UPDATE - Justin Bieber once again overtook Lady Gaga for most viewed YouTube video. All of the 13-year-old girls who stayed up way past their bedtimes to make this happen can now go to sleep.


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Gaga vs. Bieber - YouTube Style

In a "Who the hell cares" news post...Justin Bieber momentarily overtook Lady Gaga for the most viewed video on YouTube. Gaga's lesbian fans, who ironically look like Justin Bieber, caught wind of this and put the "Queen of Pop" back on top of Bieber. That's what she said. Oh god I can't get that image out of my head right now. It really surprised me that Bieber could even contend for top YouTube video because I didn't think 13-year-old girls had computers.


Here are the 2 videos because they kick-ass...

It was just announced that the "David After Dentist" video has earned that family $150,000. Holy bajesus. That video has 63 million views and made them $150,000, I can't imagine what some of the other top viewed videos are taking in. New business plan - try to create a video that will go viral. Any and all suggestions are appreciated.

RAAAAAAAANDY (with 8 A's)

If you have no idea what the hell the title of this post is talking about I suggest you take 10-15 minutes and watch all of these videos. You will not be disappointed.

1. Craigslist
2. Impressions
3. Shitlist.com
4. Jacuzzi
5. And the other videos here - Laughyourdickoff.com

Aziz Ansari played a character in Funny People named Randy and he made some videos after the film in character to post online. They are all absolutely hilarious. Any-who, Randy - I mean Aziz - is hosting the 2010 MTV Movie Awards this Sunday night and they have released a bunch of funny promos. I found this one especially funny -

MTV Shows

Aziz as host is guaranteed to be funny and I will tune in just for that. Here are my predictions for winners (because who doesn't love predictions?):

Best Movie - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Best Male Performance - Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Best Female Performance - Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Breakthrough Performance - Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover
Best Villain - Tom Felton in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Best Comedic Performance - Sandra Bullock in The Proposal
Best Kiss - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (when in doubt, go Twilight)
Best Fight - Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds (from X-Men Origins: Wolverine)
Best WTF Moment - Naked Trunk Surprise – Ken Jeong (from The Hangover)
Best Scared-As-S**t Performance - Katie Featherston in Paranormal Activity
Biggest Badass Star - Sam Worthington in Avatar and Clash of the Titans
Global Superstar - Robert Pattinson

Friday Daily Post - Lindsey Hohan, Justin Bieber & Katy Perry

So apparently the only way Lindsey Lohan can make the news now a days is by being a complete drunk fool. After leaving a club last night, Lindsey was recorded falling flat on her face. Boy, don't you wish you could see that?

I mean really, does anyone even care about this chick anymore? She was such a cute little girl in The Parent Trap, a babe in Mean Girls, and now she's a coked out whore? She needs to figure out nobody cares about her anymore and just get a job working at McDonald's.

In case anyone missed it, yesterday was April Fools and Funny or Die decided to tell people that Justin Bieber bought their site and renamed it Bieber or Die. They made 11 pretty hilarious videos with him - check them out here http://www.funnyordie.com/justin_bieber/videos. Does anyone else think he looks like a lesbian? He seems to be everywhere these days and was on Chelsea Lately last night. In case you happen to be one of the bazillion people obsessed with him right now, the interview is below.

Finally we will leave you with this - Katy Perry gets slimed at the Kids Choice Awards last Saturday.