Erin Andrews Interested in Being "The Bachelorette"

Erin Andrews just did an interview with KNBR in San Francisco and the topic of conversation quickly turned to The Bachelor. She was asked about what she thought of the finale that aired Monday and then started talking about how she might be interested in being "The Bachelorette".

"I e-mailed my publicist in the middle of the show and I was like can you just get me on this thing or what? What are we doing?”

“I’m not saying I want to be on there, but I mean I’m just wondering if I should do it? Should I just do it?”

“I already had it all planned out. My publicist wrote me back right away. I had it all planned out. I don’t like cheesy lines and I don’t like people who are really stupid so I was thinking they could put really nerdy guys on and I could be like are you serious right now with that line. Then my dates wouldn’t be sky-diving or plummeting from buildings. We would go to batting practice and I would see if they could hold their own talking to some of these guys and if they were a total dork it would be like you’re done, you’re out.”

The Bachelor/Bachelorette are all for show anyways so I say she should do it. The more we get to see of Erin Andrews the better. It's not like these shows are serious. Why shouldn't she do it? Hopefully there will be a bunch of really nerdy guys on the show because they are way more likely to wire secret cameras in her room and tape for the entire season. The worst that can happen is someone knocks her up and she gets fat but the best that can happen is we get more peephole videos. I'm willing to take that risk. Plus everyone on that show just gets Patrick Schwasted the entire time and we need some sloppy Erin Andrews videos.

(Via SportsRadioInterviews.com)

Jimmy Kimmel Debuts Hottie Body Jim-Miracle Diet

A month ago, after the Grammys, Jimmy Kimmel debuted his "Hottie Body Humpilates" workout. The video was littered with hotties and was actually pretty funny. Last night he brought us the sequel to the workout: the diet. It brought back hotties from the first video and even if there wasn't any hilarious dialogue it's worth it because of the ridiculous sillies he managed to get to help him. Scarlett Johansson, Emily Blunt, Jessica Biel, Erin Andrews, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell, January Jones, Amanda Seyfried, Kerry Washington, Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Rebecca Romijn. I have a chubby after just typing that. Even the hilarious Neil Patrick Harris is in the video.

This video just might be a favorite for bros everywhere because we know they love nothing more than hot blonde celebs and sexual innuendos littered amongst working out and humping things.

Brooklyn Decker at the ESPYS

Oh. My. God. Hello Brooklyn!

The ESPY's were tonight and because nothing else was on television I decided to watch them. Seth Meyers was hosting and was decent, but my main bitch, Brooklyn Decker, stole the show. Before her entrance she texted me and said "hey baby this dress is for you ;)". I get those texts quite often so I wasn't really intrigued by it. But then she appeared. In that perfect, beautiful pink dress. And then I came.


She literally looks like she wants to pop out of that dress in every single area and I'm not gonna lie, I wanna pop into her in every single area. She looks beyond good and I just pray we see her more and more often. Heres the rest of the pictures of Brooklyn

Erin who? Speaking of Erin, she tweeted "Uhhhh guess who asked to take a pic bc she said everyone says we're sisters..ummm I died.." and included this lovely picture of her and Marissa Miller. If the condition to have a threesome with these three was that I had to cut my dick off after it was over...I would do it.