Brooklyn Decker Is In a Bikini In Miami

Everyone and their Chatroulette friends heard that Brooklyn Decker is in Miami this week and has been living the dream in a bikini by the pool. Yeah I get it, you have a ridiculous rack. Yeah I get it, you are married to a 28-year-old tennis star who is already balding. Now let's just get on to showing everyone those tatties.

Brooklyn Decker at the ESPYS

Oh. My. God. Hello Brooklyn!

The ESPY's were tonight and because nothing else was on television I decided to watch them. Seth Meyers was hosting and was decent, but my main bitch, Brooklyn Decker, stole the show. Before her entrance she texted me and said "hey baby this dress is for you ;)". I get those texts quite often so I wasn't really intrigued by it. But then she appeared. In that perfect, beautiful pink dress. And then I came.


She literally looks like she wants to pop out of that dress in every single area and I'm not gonna lie, I wanna pop into her in every single area. She looks beyond good and I just pray we see her more and more often. Heres the rest of the pictures of Brooklyn

Erin who? Speaking of Erin, she tweeted "Uhhhh guess who asked to take a pic bc she said everyone says we're sisters..ummm I died.." and included this lovely picture of her and Marissa Miller. If the condition to have a threesome with these three was that I had to cut my dick off after it was over...I would do it.