Playoff Beards!

Unfortunately I don't know half as much about hokey as Billy Blog does, hell I don't even know how to spell it! (See back I misspelled it intentional! Clever I know.) My favorite part about the playoffs is growing my super awesome playoff beard and making fun of Sidney Crosby for growing pubes on his face and not a real beard like me. So instead of giving expert analysis on hockey like Billy Blog, I'm going to give my picks and post a super hot picture of Kate Beckinsale. Plus I like NBA way more anyway so I'll give an in-depth post of those match-ups later tonight once the playoff positions are locked.



Fuck she's hot.

1st Round:
Capitals over Rangers
Flyers over Sabers
Canadiens over Bruins
Lightening over Penguins

Canucks over Blackhawks
Sharks over Kings
Red Wings over Coyotes
Ducks over Predators

2nd Round
Caps over Canadiens
Lightening over Flyers

Canucks over Ducks
Red Wings over Sharks

Conference Finals
Caps over Flyers

Red Wings over Canucks

Stanley Cup Final
Red Wings over Caps

Basically I picked the Wings cause a good friend of mine is a Wings fan and he's always super grumpy when they lose. Plus I really like that Chrysler Detroit commercial. Anyways, NBA playoffs will be better.

Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Natalie Portman

Just when I thought Katy Perry couldn't get any more perfect she goes and does something like this. Yes you read that title right, Katy Perry, singer and songwriter of such incredible songs like I Kissed a Girl and California Gurls, has come out and decided she would like to kiss Natalie Portman. Apparently her former number 1 choice was Megan Fox, but Katy decided to change that after Overrated Fox got married. Katy said "Probably Natalie Portman-- She's smart and hot."

After hearing the news I was delighted to be given an excuse to write a post/post a picture about Katy and her perfect tits. A Katy Perry/Natalie Portman combo would be a delicious kiss, but my number 1 combo still would be Kate Becksinsale/Emmanuelle Chriqui.

In other Katy Perry news, she said she won't be posing for Playboy...

“I would probably say no, because I think…that’s showing all your cards. And, like, I always want to keep a couple aces up my sleeve. And plus I think it’s a fine line to tease and then to just give it away, and I like to be considered more of the tease.”

NOOOOO!!! She sat down to answer the Playboy question as well as other top-voted questions from the YouTube community. The video is below but is 31 minutes long so unless you enjoy staring at those fun bags as much as I do go read the rest of the blog.

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