Monday, December 7, 2009

We're 16-4 and Nobody Cares

Rajon Rondo is basically averaging a double double. Nobody cares. Paul Pierce is quietly having the season of his life. Nobody cares. Kevin Garnett is rounding back into his usual form AKA Dominance. Nobody cares. Ray Allen is shooting like Ray Allen. Nobody cares. Shelden Williams is making people forget about Glen Big Pussy Davis. Nobody cares. Rasheed Wallace is still a bastard. That might be the only thing that gets reported. They're the best team in Boston right now and not a single soul gives a fuck. Is there a rule that it has to be playoff time for the closet Celtics fans to come out? They're the same assholes that started putting on green once Ainge traded for KG and Ray. They claimed to like college basketball more than the NBA during the Celtics' infamous 18 game losing streak 3 years ago. You know who you are. And honestly, I don't know how you live with yourself. It's like rooting for Kobe after he raped an innocent woman. It's a little frosty outside so here's my advice. Go outside, grab the closest ice pick and stab yourself. Just do it. I got a little feeling that nobody would care.

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