These Jersey Shore Kids Are Blowing Up

I can't get enough of these guys. Don't you think the Jersey Shore After Show should be at least 3 hours long? With like a 12 man panel that just analyzes everything that we just viewed. And that's not even exaggerating because I feel that would be absolutely necessary in that situation(heyooo). Usually I'd be kind of pissed and annoyed that reality stars feel like they're entitled to some new found fame but not with these kids. They fucking earned every last bit of it. Drink it up, boys. It's not easy being Pauly D. If I could I'd just dedicate every blog post to Jersey Shore. That's how much comedy I find in it.