Elin Is Back On The Market

Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger Woods, will seek a divorce, ABC News.com is reporting. A source close to Nordegren told the Web site on Wednesday that a "divorce is 100 percent on."Nordegren was recently photographed pumping gas without her wedding ring. Woods and his wife have been married for five years and have a 2-year-old daughter and a 10-month-old son. Woods announced late last week he was taking an indefinite leave from public life and golf while he works to fix his marriage after multiple allegations of infidelity.

This is a win-win for both. Elin can go back to Sweden and get her socialism on and Tiger can keep nailing sluts without the media all over his dick. I'm never an advocate for divorce of break ups but this kind of seemed like a no brainer. We might be on whore #560 by next week if she stayed with him. We won't really have anything to talk about if he's single. He goes from being a sleeze ball and a terrible husband to a pimp with terrific mojo. This might be the best PR move Tiger Wood could have ever made.