Katy Perry Wants to Kiss Natalie Portman

Just when I thought Katy Perry couldn't get any more perfect she goes and does something like this. Yes you read that title right, Katy Perry, singer and songwriter of such incredible songs like I Kissed a Girl and California Gurls, has come out and decided she would like to kiss Natalie Portman. Apparently her former number 1 choice was Megan Fox, but Katy decided to change that after Overrated Fox got married. Katy said "Probably Natalie Portman-- She's smart and hot."

After hearing the news I was delighted to be given an excuse to write a post/post a picture about Katy and her perfect tits. A Katy Perry/Natalie Portman combo would be a delicious kiss, but my number 1 combo still would be Kate Becksinsale/Emmanuelle Chriqui.

In other Katy Perry news, she said she won't be posing for Playboy...

“I would probably say no, because I think…that’s showing all your cards. And, like, I always want to keep a couple aces up my sleeve. And plus I think it’s a fine line to tease and then to just give it away, and I like to be considered more of the tease.”

NOOOOO!!! She sat down to answer the Playboy question as well as other top-voted questions from the YouTube community. The video is below but is 31 minutes long so unless you enjoy staring at those fun bags as much as I do go read the rest of the blog.

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Megan Fox Marries Her Dad

Look who has the white iPhone

It has been reported that the Transformers star married Brian Austin Green last week while they were in Hawaii. He is 12 years older than her at 36...I know, I know not nearly old enough to be her dad unless we're in Iran. I'm pretty sure she has been in Hawaii for over a month now - I guess that's what happens when you get fired from Transformers, you take a sweet vacation.

Starz first broke the news and said:

“They had a fairly large wedding, but there were clearly more security people than guests!” the insider tells Star. “They had so many security people that they had to call in local security because the hotel security alone wouldn’t do. It was very hush hush. Everyone was sworn to secrecy.”

The location of the wedding — which took place Thursday or Friday — was the Four Seasons Hualalai at Historic Ka'upulehu on the big island of Hawaii. The hotel has many amenities like a golf course and a spa. The hotel is known for throwing big, A-list weddings.

“The place is perfect for a Hollywood wedding,” says the source. “It’s very romantic and scenic. Megan and Brian had already been there for a few days. It seemed like a spur of the moment thing. I don’t think it had been planned long.”

Great job those people did of keeping the secret. Also, what the hell is it with all the marriage news today? That takes another rich slampiece off the market.

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Megan Fox One-Upped by Transparent Lingerie

You may have heard that Megan Fox will not appear in Transformers 3. Sources say that it was her decision to leave the movie but it is unconfirmed. She has publicly voiced her criticism with Michael Bay so that may be part of the reason. Megan told Wonderland magazine - "He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work with but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward." Oh well, she wasn't a very good actress anyways. Her replacement in the film is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.


Rosie is a Victoria's Secret model who is currently dating Jason Statham. Let's just say she's a hard 10. Hollywood Life reported that she showed up to her audition, which was a love scene with Shia LeBeouf, in white see-through lingerie. If that didn't make her a lock to get the part I'm not sure what would. I welcome the change - Megan Fox was silly hot but so is Rosie and she might even be able to act. Who are we kidding, I could give a rats ass if she can act or not, I just want to see her in that see-through lingerie the entire movie. We know she isn't afraid to strip down (NSFW) so there's sure to be plenty of skin in the film - that and the fact that she probably wants to promote herself in any way possible. Transformers 2 was very repetitive and sort of sucked so there's nowhere to go but up.

In case the news that Megan Fox will not be in the 3rd film makes you sad, or you just love looking at Megan Fox bikini pictures, worry not because she is on vacation.