Ninjas Break Into School

SPOKANE -- Under the cover of darkness, two people dressed as ninjas broke into Ferris High School Saturday night and stole a bounty of electronic items, Spokane TV station KXLY reported. Athletics and Activities Director Michael Syron said the two ninjas captured on surveillance video took a laptop, several iPods, three portable DVD players, a Wii game console and games, and two 19-inch flat screen TVs. Surveillance video showed two people dressed from head to toe in black, including ski masks and gloves.  “I came in Sunday morning and found it had been taken,” Syron said. “The rest of the stuff that [parents] had bought wasn’t touched, but the electronics stuff was gone.”

I hope I'm not the first one to call bullshit on this story. It seems pretty clear that Bob the janitor didn't lock the doors and because he's technically a school employee, the school could get sued so they throw the poor athletic director in front of the cameras and let him go off about some ninja story. The other part of this story that drives me wild is the shit that stolen. A Wii, iPods, laptops and 2 flat screen TVs? If I could go back in time and pick another high school, I'm moving to Spokane and enrolling immediately. That place sounds like the ultimate dude spot. Like a complete man cave. 


P.S. If you're gonna dress up and commit a robbery I think the only costume you can throw on is a ninja costume. Big Bird and Cookie Monster just don't add the same intimidation factor as a ninja.