^^^Me and Rza sooner than you think^^^ BAHAHAHAH PSYCH...I fucking hate gays, and being that the gay is a redsox fan makes him even more gay, the GAYEST if you will
So upon Rza's constant thrashing of the Yankees, I have decided to break down a few positions on the team this year, subsequently taking a metaphorical dump on the Red Sox. Heres a list of the outstanding Yankees this year...
CC and Mariano in top 15 pitchers, thats fucking disgusting...these two together will tag team more games than Cheech and Chong have blunts. Jorge Posada is ranked the #9 catcher in the league, considering he is on the downslide of his career and played 22 games last seaso, this fuckin rocks. And yeah his kid has brain cancer, run with it Jorge. Mark Texiera is ranked as the third first baseman in the league, nothing awry about that. My man himself Robbie Cano (Ne-Yo) is the 7th ranked second baseman...is it because he tries harder than a girl in gym class...i think not this guy gives it 4% and is still the best. Im not gonna talk about A-Rod because he's gay, but if i wasn't such a homophobe i would say how great he is. We all know were Derek Jeter is, at #4 and as underrated as Ponte on the ball court, give the man some more respect cause he deserves it...you too ponte. Johnny Damon is in the top 10 for DH, left, and center field...hmm sounds a bit tricky but I'll take it...even though his arm is barely stronger than the pasta i had for dinner.
CC and Mariano in top 15 pitchers, thats fucking disgusting...these two together will tag team more games than Cheech and Chong have blunts. Jorge Posada is ranked the #9 catcher in the league, considering he is on the downslide of his career and played 22 games last seaso, this fuckin rocks. And yeah his kid has brain cancer, run with it Jorge. Mark Texiera is ranked as the third first baseman in the league, nothing awry about that. My man himself Robbie Cano (Ne-Yo) is the 7th ranked second baseman...is it because he tries harder than a girl in gym class...i think not this guy gives it 4% and is still the best. Im not gonna talk about A-Rod because he's gay, but if i wasn't such a homophobe i would say how great he is. We all know were Derek Jeter is, at #4 and as underrated as Ponte on the ball court, give the man some more respect cause he deserves it...you too ponte. Johnny Damon is in the top 10 for DH, left, and center field...hmm sounds a bit tricky but I'll take it...even though his arm is barely stronger than the pasta i had for dinner.
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS ITS GAME TIME....oh and for the record MSC has a 10:00 game tuesday at FSA, come if you would like to see excellence at its finest...and by that i mean me playing soccer.
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