Thursday, March 26, 2009

Goodbye my lover, Goodbye my friend, you have been the one.

William Addison Bayne the Third. Billy Bayne. Bill Bayne the science pain. Billy. William. Bayne. Banyetrain, and most importantly...sexmachine. You have been chopped my friend. Your lack of production has resembled that of the Lewis Mills Lax team (for scotty). We will miss your long lovely luscious locks, as well as your long veiny rockhard arms. While most members of Mutual have increased their production in these harsh economic times(desi), yours has decreased...and for that my friend, you have been chopped. We here at Mutual hope there is no hard feelings, and that you still think we have dicks like jesus.

On that note here at Mutual we are now hiring for at least one position. If you are interested in writing or designing for mutual...holler. When we say designing we mean Jordon Brault and when we say writing we mean anyone who has not touched lips with the rz. So I'm also fired.

Rza would like everyone to know that you gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Dollar, Dollar Bill Ya'll.

P.S. I tried better on the spelling Mr. Rzas daddy

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