Saturday, March 28, 2009

Let's Not Cross Swords This Time


A Bristol man has been arrested in a road rage incident for allegedly waving a machete and a gun at another driver. Bristol police arrested Jose Encarnacion, 34, Thursday after searching for him on behalf of New Britain police. Police were looking for a pickup truck and spotted Encarnacion at a pay phone calling home after allegedly switching vehicles with his wife.

Jose brought a knife to a gun fight and then some. I didn't know it was illegal to be ultimately prepared for dooms day. When you're on the open road it's all about intimidation and you do whatever you gotta do to be top dog. Some bubble gum popping bitch isn't gonna pay attention to you if you tap the horn and yell excuse me. No, you pull out all the stops. Swords, guns, knives, fishing poles, hockey sticks. Whatever it's all fair game as far as I'm concerned. I hope they filed his police report under the fact that Jose was playing chess while others were playing checkers.

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