Sham WOW!

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Ohhh Vince. This is not going to look good for the slap chop my friend. You know the first rule of fighting prostitutes is you can't kiss them. I guess the hooker didn't take too kindly when he said, "You're gonna love my nuts." He's not having a boring tuna and certainly not living a boring life. In all honesty though, he's always looked the part to take a hooker back to his hotel room then beat her senseless until she let go of his tonsils. I guess he needed that sham wow to clean up the evidence in this one. or the herpes on his tongue.