Happy Death-Day Oscar Meyer-Bavarian-born American meat packer. You were a fine man...providing and stuffing meat for men of all sizes all over the world...and for that we thank you. You died in 1955, long before I knew what a hotdog was...little did I know there would be one in-between my legs for the rest of my life...thanks man. Happy Birthday to Mikey (quack) Orefice. Your a legend in mans mind...a fucker in womans. I still respect you however, that 3" from the pole with the suzuki really showed me some balls. Your rude comments to women (particularly KAK) make my morning, afternoon, and night. Go buy some cigarettes, porn, and lotto tickets, and MAD DUECESKIS...<3...that was gay...so.
Hmm sports birthday cause after all thats what were about...and meat of course^. hmm Paul Wall..no he raps. Lee Evans...fuck him. Dan Uggla...rather not. BOBBY ABREU there it is. Happy birthday you Venezuelan son of a fuck. I was going to be nice to you but since your no longer a yankee, that makes you an immigrant. (double meaning) Anyways, you share a birthday with Mikey Orefice how bad could u be? Bobby Bobby Bobby, you have the same name as my girlfriend...at least she speaks english....fucker
No comments:
Post a Comment