ATLANTA (AP) -- A burglar broke into an Atlanta liquor store and then couldn't get out. Police and the owner of Azar's Package Store found the burglar early Tuesday hiding in a closet. Police say the thief had his pockets stuffed with decks of playing cards, lighters and a bottle of gin. Store owner Donald Azar says he recognized the suspect as part of a cleaning crew he hired last weekend.
Regular Danny Ocean we got here. I can't decide the best part of this story. The fact that he got stuck or that he managed to only have a deck of playing cards and a bottle of gin on him. You gotta hand it to this guy for making the most of a situation. Wouldn't surprise me if we later find out he called up a couple of his boys and they were playing a game of asshole or kings with those cards. Sounds like a solid Tuesday night for me. Who am I kidding? people of this nature (presidents we'll call them) in Atlanta don't have phones.
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