This Must Be Why Scotty Likes Barcelona So Much

Loud ‘Could they be gay?!’ rumblings in the Spanish press due to this recent photo of Zlatan and Pique. The Barcelona duo were snapped during what looks very much like a tender moment between lovers.

We used to slap each other's ass and maybe cup a ball or two on a corner kick but never did we go to this extreme. This is just gay. G-A-Y.