Manny Wins Election

Manny Pacquiao defeated heavily favored Roy Chiongbian in an easy win, according to Aol Boxing FanHouse. Voting wasn't completed, but as of 10 p.m. Monday night, Pacquiao reportedly had 90,000 of a possible 125,000 votes, making it impossible for his opponent to win the race. Pacquiao, 31, is believed to be the only boxer to hold public office while still an active fighter. 

Pac-man might be the only asian dude I like. I really, really like him. He pretty much has the freedom to do whatever he wants because he can beat the shit out of people and he's super nice about it. I wish the government set up voting for congress like a pre-fight weigh in. Just line up all the candidates on stage, strip them down to shorts and watch them flex and talk shit to each other. We'd really be able to separate the crazies from the norm up there. That's actually one of the most amazing things about boxers. For months they build up this hatred for each other and then they get on a stage 24 hours before they get to fight, faces an inch away the other and they don't fight. They keep it together. It's crazy. I can't get within a foot of someone's face without thinking they wanna make out with me and I start swinging for the fences.