Dan Carcillo is a Poor Man's Sean Avery

According to several Flyers beat writers, forward Danny Carcillo will be inserted back into the lineup for Game Two of the Stanley Cup Finals against the Chicago Blackhawks Monday night at the United Center. Carcillo has been a healthy scratch since Game Four of the Eastern Conference Finals when Peter Laviolette took him out of the lineup for the return of Jeff Carter. The decision to remove Carcillo from the lineup was one that I never understood because he’s an important piece to the puzzle with the energy he brings each night.

Long story short. He's not as good as Sean Avery and he's definitely not as good looking as Sean Avery. Yeah, Avery is gonna pick on your goal scorers but he's not gonna fight and attack them like Carcillo does. He's just a pest.  And not the cute, cuddly pest that you wanna take home to mom like me and hope you can change for the better. He's the ugly, I wanna punch you so hard in the face that it'll kill your whole family kind of pest.