This Is The Speech I'm Giving at My Final Class Today

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right; I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold hearted cynic like you but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well you think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I like, I like me, my wife likes me, my customers like me 'cause I'm the real article. What you see if what you get.