Billy Blog's Predictions Are Awful. Here Are the Better 2011 MLB Predictions!

We all know Billy Blog sucks at predictions. Here are mine so that you don't have to mortgage your trailer and sell your John Deere stock. I'm hungry for some baseball and can't wait 2 more days so I guess I'll just drink heavily until then.

AL MVP - Adrian Gonzalez
NL MVP - Matt Kemp

AL Cy Young - Justin Verlander
NL Cy Young - Tim Lincecum

AL Rookie of the Year - Jeremy Hellickson
NL Rookie of the Year - Freddie Freeman

First Manger Ejection: Buck Showalter (Orioles) April 19

First Triple: Austin Jackson (Tigers) April 13

First Player Caught Stealing: Robinson Cano (Yankees) April 9

First Intentional Walk: Matt Holliday (Cardinals) April 16

First Cameron Diaz sighting at a Yankees game: Opening Day mothafucka!

Division Predictions:

AL East

1. Boston Red Sox
2. New York Yankees
3. Baltimore Orioles
4. Tampa Bay Rays
5. Toronto Blue Jays

AL Central

1. Detroit Tigers
2. Minnesota Twins
3. Chicago White Sox
4. Kansas City Royals
5. Cleveland Indians

AL West

1. Texas Rangers
2. Los Angeles Angels
3. Oakland Athletics
4. Seattle Mariners

NL East

1. Philadelphia Phillies
2. Atlanta Braves
3. Florida Marlins
4. Washington Nationals
5. New York Mets

NL Central

1. Milwaukee Brewers
2. St. Louis Cardinals
3. Cincinnati Reds
4. Chicago Cubs
5. Houston Astros
6. Pittsburgh Pirates

NL West

1. San Francisco Giants
2. Los Angeles Dodgers
3. Colorado Rockies
4. Arizona Diamondbacks
5. San Diego Padres