Monday, March 28, 2011

Alicia Silverstone Is Pregnant & Hot

Alicia Silverstone is very pregnant and very willing to show it off. She was recently photographed on her way to yoga. Yeah, if by yoga she meant Old Country Buffet. I'm not sure who told former hot girls this was acceptable but it is not okay whatsoever. Acceptable meaning to get pregnant.

alicia silverstone pregnant yoga belly pop sugar
I wish we could all just go back to 1995. Alicia Silverstone would be looking awesome in "Clueless" and I would be taking naps in Kindergarten. Popeater says:
"While a belly hanging over someone's pants is not always an attractive addition to an outfit, this pregnant yogi makes it look kind of adorable."
No. Nope. なし. Nyet. 没有. Nein! There's just so many things wrong with this picture and they all make me so sad because she used to be hot. Why is she wearing crocs? Did she give up on life? Her boobs look saggier than Betty White's. Are pregnant people not allowed to wear bras anymore? I wore those socks one time. Oh wait, no I didn't. The only people who wear those socks own 47 cats and haven't seen the sun since 1982. And finally, the shirt. If you are on your way to yoga you clearly care about what you look like so wear some pregnancy clothes that don't make you look like Randy Quaid living out of his trailer.

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