Pre-Pregnant Kelly Brook Covers Esquire Magainze

This week we are on quite a roll of awesome magazine covers and now Kelly Brook is on the newest cover of Esquire. Yeah, you might not know who Kelly Brook is but you still probably want to read/look/stare at this post. She's a former Playboy model who was topless in Piranha 3-D (NSFW). In March she announced she is pregnant. The most important part of this story, luckily for us, is that this Esquire photo-shoot was done before she got pregnant. The second most important part of this story is that the baby-daddy's name is "Thom".

January Jones is Pregnant

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mad Men star January Jones is going to be a mom.

"January Jones is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall," her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

While Jones is keeping quiet for now on any other details, a source close to her says, "She's really looking forward to this new chapter in her life as a single mom."

Jones, 33, will next be seen in X-Men: First Class. [People]

This is the worst news I've heard since I learned that iCarly is still 17. As for the father, it is obviously Jason Sudeikis.

Alicia Silverstone Is Pregnant & Hot

Alicia Silverstone is very pregnant and very willing to show it off. She was recently photographed on her way to yoga. Yeah, if by yoga she meant Old Country Buffet. I'm not sure who told former hot girls this was acceptable but it is not okay whatsoever. Acceptable meaning to get pregnant.


I wish we could all just go back to 1995. Alicia Silverstone would be looking awesome in "Clueless" and I would be taking naps in Kindergarten. Popeater says:

"While a belly hanging over someone's pants is not always an attractive addition to an outfit, this pregnant yogi makes it look kind of adorable."

No. Nope. なし. Nyet. 没有. Nein! There's just so many things wrong with this picture and they all make me so sad because she used to be hot. Why is she wearing crocs? Did she give up on life? Her boobs look saggier than Betty White's. Are pregnant people not allowed to wear bras anymore? I wore those socks one time. Oh wait, no I didn't. The only people who wear those socks own 47 cats and haven't seen the sun since 1982. And finally, the shirt. If you are on your way to yoga you clearly care about what you look like so wear some pregnancy clothes that don't make you look like Randy Quaid living out of his trailer.