Sunday, March 20, 2011

Tiger Has a New Blonde In His Life And It Aint Tapanga Lawrence. See What I Did There? Tapanga Was The Last Girl You Thought I'd Throw In This Title

TROUBLED golfer Tiger Woods is dating a 22-year-old Florida college student who is the daughter of a former major league baseball player and stepdaughter of a major sports-agency executive, according to reports. Woods, 35, and Alyse Lahti Johnston, a student at Ohio-based Northwood University, have been seeing each other for several weeks, according to reports on entertainment website RadarOnline and the Britain's Daily Mail. Johnston, whose biological father is former St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Jeff Lahti, was introduced to Woods by her stepfather, Alistair Johnston. Alistair Johnston is an executive at IMG, the agency that represents Woods. The news comes two days after it emerged Woods' ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, shelled out over $12 million for a mansion in North Palm Beach, 10 miles (16km) away from Woods' own sprawling digs.

Is Tiger that good looking of a dude?  I get that he's handsome and rich and a great athlete but he's not George Clooney or Beckham hot, right? I say that because I feel like you have to be on that level to start pulling 22 year old girls off the bench when you're a 35 year old single dad who's an admitted sex addict and had your sex scandal talked about and made fun of on every channel for 3 months. You might think I'm slapping Tiger's hand for this but I'm not. It's more like I'm pushing him against the wall and yelling at him to get his head out of his ass. This shit is weird. This girl doesn't even have her college degree yet. What happened to setting yourself some standards? And she looks like a poor man's version of Elin. That aint a good look for anybody especially when your kids start referring to her as the less attractive mommy.

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