I Keep Forgetting What Day It is

Oh, that's right. Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. We, we, we so excited. Thanks for the reminder you wide hipped bitch.


P.S. How did I miss the massive mole on the chick in the front seat? She might want to get that thing checked out for skin cancer. No joke. It looks like it's two different shades of brown and that's never good news. Just like money, Melanoma never sleeps.