March Madness Begins. St. Patricks Day. I Have a Midterm Tomorrow Morning. I Have To Take a Huge Shit Right Now But I Can't Find Sports Illustrated.This Is All You're Getting.

You probably think I was out all day and getting hammered? Well you're wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Yeah, I was being Irish just like I'm Irish everyday. That means simply not giving a fuck, being stubborn, having random fits of anger, never talking about my real emotions and being adorable. Now I have to go study for my Anthropology midterm tomorrow. That's something you won't ever read on Tips4Tits because, well, you have to be in school to take a midterm. Heyoooo