- Jesse James is going to Rehab
- Tiger Woods finished rehab, will speak at Masters Monday, may have gambled a lot of money with Charles Barkley
- The Hills Final Season Trailer - it's hilarious to see Heidi try to cry
- Selena Gomez thinks she's Taylor Swift with the heart symbol
- Ashley Tisdale isn't good looking, but she is wearing Uggs
- Heidi Montag wants her own show...shocker
- Miley Cyrus was on Jimmel Kimmel last night - her movie "The Last Song" came out today and I recommend you see it - also, watch the interview
- The Kardashian girls running looks really funny to me
- Ke$ha looks like John Travolta - HILARIOUS!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Wednesday Daily Post - Celeb Update
If There Was Ever a Must Post Video, It's This
Out of all my favorite Gus Johnson lines I think it's, "He's in shape!"
Bobcat Walks Into House. What Does It Say?
PORT LUDLOW, Wash. -- A Washington state homeowner says he left his front door open for his own cats. He wasn't expecting a 35-pound bobcat to walk in, but that's what happened. The Port Ludlow resident told animal control officers he watched the wild cat jump over a couch, climb over a big screen TV and then jump up to a loft, where it made itself at home. Washington Fish and Wildlife Officer Win Miller says the bobcat apparently felt safe upstairs. With the help of a tranquilizer gun, animal
This story really had 3 major things that stuck out in my mind. First, the wildlife officer is named Win. that's awesome. I can guarantee you that dude doesn't take shit from anybody. Probably something like a Ron Swanson or Duke Silver character. You gotta be all business with a name like Win. And of course he has to make himself sound smart so he comes up with some crazy theory like, "the bobcat apparently felt safe upstairs." Fantastic reasoning on his part. You don't become Washington Fish and Wildlife Officer on accident. Second part that really slapped me in the dick was the cat was named 'Boo Boo.' We have to do better than that, people. But whatever, I won't be the asshole outside of my house calling for 'boo boo' to come insideg and have all the neighbors stare at me. And finally, the bobcat knew what the fuck it was doin. Walked inside, jumped the couch, climbed over the TV and hopped into bed. My kind of lady. I do like a little ESPN before I get tucked in, though.
This Is One Of The Girls Tiger Liked To Party With? Now That Makes Sense
Yup. Now I really don't believe that Tiger's boys didn't know about his infidelity because that woman is a must talk about. If this was 2007 she would totally be my type. She's one of those girls yo you get with then 2 minutes after you get right on the horn and say, "Yo. I got a story to tell." Like even my cat just jumped up on the table, saw that picture and said, "meee-yoww." That's how I'm gonna judge if people are hot from now on, by the way. Just bring him around and give them the meow test. But what this story doesn't do is talk about what these girls want from Tiger. Yeah, he cheated on his wife a zillion times and then some but we already know that. I'm over it. None of this is news anymore. Is it because they want some form of compensation? I think it is which is pretty funny when you think about it. Here they are talking about how they're not hookers or prostitutes but they wanna be paid for emotional damages caused by Tiger. Just like a whore would want to be paid for sex. When all Tiger did was have sex with them. Hmmmmm. Fancy that, ladies.
Rooney Injured
Wayne Rooney will be sidelined for two-to-four weeks because of a sprained ankle, a person close to Manchester United told The Associated Press. Rooney was hurt in the final minute of Tuesday night's 2-1 Champions League loss at Bayern Munich.
This is a huge blow for Manchester United. They just lost their number one scoring threat. He's going to be missing like three games because of this, including a game against Chelsea who is only one point behind them in the standings. As faithful Americans though we have something to hope for. If this injury lasts long enough it could effect how he plays, of if he plays in the World Cup. Without Rooney, England has no chance against us. Back to the injury in the game, i blame it on the Man U. coach. It's the final minute of the game, Rooney shouldn't even have been playing. He should have taken him out with about five minutes left to get some fresh legs in there and then Rooney doesn't get hurt and theres a new kid in there that could run all over the tired Bayern Munich defense. Why am i so smart?
How's a Line Drive to the Chest Feel?
Minnesota Twins leadoff man Denard Span hit a foul ball that struck his mom in the chest during Wednesday's game. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later. Wanda Wilson was wearing a Span jersey and sitting with about 20 family members and friends near the third-base dugout.
Damn, i dont know many people that can take a line drive right to the chest and be back minutes later. I bet Denard was just getting back at his mom for that one time when he was eleven and she didnt let him sleep over his friends house. "Yeah, take that" he says. Seriously though what are the chances of that? Poor Mrs. Span is going to be terrified every time she goes to a game now. Shoulda bought the cheap seats.
Apparently Todd McShay Doesn't Know Shit
The only reason I like McShay is because he's a guy who really has no extensive background in his field and he's still making the most of it. Kind of like an inspiration, I guess. And he seems like a nice boy with kind eyes. He's a Boston kid who payed QB in high school, cut film for the coaching staff at Richmond then signed on as intern for a scouting publication out of college, that company got bought out by ESPN and then he climbed aboard the powerhouse in Bristol as a football analyst. It's like an episode of How To Make It In America for the sports obsessed blogger. So I don't really care what some bitter NFL scout, making half of McShay's salary has to say. He's living the dream as far as I'm concerned.
The Durantula Touches Down In Boston Tonight
Boston is obviously #1 in my heart. Forever and ever, hell or high water we're gonna be tied together. I don't care if they traded away the starting 5 this offseason, I'm still there. That's just how I am. However, it's no secret I'm getting my Tiger on with Oklahoma City. Too much to like about this team. Young, smart, confident, tough, and really, really good. Like a 2002 Justin Timberlake. Kevin Durant is the real deal. Lebron makes some shots look impossible but Durant makes those same shots look effortless. He's a black Larry Legend. And we like Larry Legend.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Kids, Man. Kids.
This is called standing up to the fucking man. Normally you would think in West Virginia that these young kids would revolt in a way of violence. Maybe throwing their new chicken nuggets at the janitors or urinating on the mixing spoon then throwing it into the mac and cheese. Who knows what starving, angry children are capable of. I know when I'm hungry it's a good idea not to come near me. I'm like a ticking time bomb. You phrase something the wrong way or use a tone I don't appreciate and it's lights out for you. Now think about when I'm drunk and craving a pizza. Say goodnight and whisper a prayer. ANYWAY. Instead they flip the world on it's axis and give the school a little boycott action. The spirit of Gandhi is alive and well in Morgantown, W.Va. Only thing that would have been better would be to get their Boston Tea Party on and jump behind the counters and start doing lewd acts to the healthy pizza. And don't try to tell me that shit didn't go down at the Boston Tea Party. That's where the term "tea bagging" came from, right? No? Well it should have.
The Situation And Snooki Just Kickin' It With The Mayor of NYC. And Some Bitch From The 60's
Facebook To Scrap "Become a Fan" for "Like"
I like this. It was starting to get out of hand when some average joe DJ Big A could make a fan page to make himself feel like he's worth something(I'm joking! kind of). I'm really just waiting for Facebook to allow users to ''like'' comments. I'm not talking about wall posts, I mean the comments under the post. Aren't those usually the best? For example, some girl says to her friend, "Can't wait for this weekend, gonna get wild you hot bitch, blah, blah, blah." Then a brave young gentleman comes up under the comment section and presents us with a "aren't you the girls who were crying after you got kicked out of the party last week? You got puked on by my friend!" You would then see Connor DatDude Rusinko ''likes this."
I Call This, "Common Sense"
It doesn't take me nine minutes to tell you that the Yankees are going to repeat this year while the Red Sox watch hopelessly and wish they didn't suck. They didn't lose anyone important from last year. They're going to come back as talented as ever and they'll be bringing the heat all season. My boy Robby Cano is going to have an MVP season and Jeter is going to be amazing as usual. Sabathia is returning as well, and oh yeah, they have A-Rod, too, i heard they're pretty good. But what do i know? Get your tissues ready, RzaGetzBucketz.
Tuesday Daily Post - Best Chatroulette Pictures
- I personally think it's funny when we get the people asking for dick on chatroulette. We know most people are on here trying to get the odd pair of ugly titties, but a select few dare to ask for the manhood as well.
- Great fucking beard. Let's be honest, who doesn’t love beards? Those who can grow them, grow them and those who can’t, dream of one day being able to have such a beard.
- I think the people who intentionally set up signs or wear hilarious masks are the best people to get on chatroulette. When you hit next (or in my case, usually get nexted) it's always such a nice surprise to see some funny mask or hilarious set up.
- This picture may look somewhat familiar and that’s because it is the same guy. Only difference, he turned around to show the massive tarantula crawling on his back. He asked me “do you like spiders?” and then turned around to show that monster. Terrifying, yes I know.
- I just think this guy is really funny looking. He looks like a combination of Stanley Tucci from The Lovely Bones and Matt Damon in The Informant!. Oh, and great ‘stache.
- No idea what it is or why I think it's funny. But seriously, you know you laughed.
- Awesome. First off, it's awesome that this person even owns a Stormtrooper helmet. Second, its awesome that this person sits on chatroulette with said Stormtrooper helmet just to make people laugh. And third, looks like it might be a chick. Nice
- It's widely known that many people on chatroulette are blazed out of their minds. But never have I been so certain that I had a chatroulette’er who was so stoned he was seeing shit. He can barely open his eyes and do we need to discuss how awesome those dreads are? Thank you sir, you are a legend.
- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. This dude just rocks.
- Yes, I got a guy doing coke on chatroulette. First off, this isn’t 1987, who does coke anyway? Second, who the fuck does coke on chatroulette? Smoking a bowl is fun and everybody loves it, but nobody loves watching you do coke on the internet. Now I understand chances are this tool bag can’t afford coke and he’s probably snorting children’s tylenol, but regardless, creepy bro. Awesome, but kinda creepy.
And now the wait is over, the number 1 picture from chatroulette is...
Opening Day Is 5 Days Away. Buckle Up.
P.S. That post took me 9 minutes to write. That's what a veteran on top of his game looks like.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Ricky Martin is Gay...Shocker
When Ricky Martin sang "Livin' la Vida Loca" in 1999 he was an instant pop sensation. After that he was terrible. I don't know why he had to hide his true colors all these years, it's not like he had a career to maintain. He claims he feels more open and free now that he admitted he is gay but I'm still not sure why he tried to hide it at all. How weird will that be for his kids, 'Hey dad, where is mommy', 'actually, I just used a surrogate to hide the fact that I am gay from millions of people and I don't really care about her', 'so I have a mom and two dads?'. Despite the fact that he is gay you still have to admit "Livin' la Vida Loca" was extremely catchy and a great video.
Parent Of The Year
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- A West Palm Beach man is accused of leaving his 9-month-old daughter alone in a hot car while he shopped in an adult bookstore, West Palm Beach TV station WPBF reported.Rafael Garcia was charged Saturday with child abuse and neglect.Garcia told police he lost track of time while searching for a "sexy outfit" in the store.Deputies said the infant had a 104-degree fever after being left alone in the car for more than a half-hour.
Hey, it's not easy a being a single parent. Poor woman has to do twice the work that most families do so why can't she go get her freak on? Wait. What's that you say? "She" is a ''he?" And he was looking for a ''sexy outfit?"I can't defend that. Must be gay day over here at Ogling Ed Hochuli. But this also brings up another thing that bothers me and not a lot grinds my gears or for the sake of the story, tweeks my nipples. Why must we call this store an adult bookstore? It's not a bookstore in any sense of the word. You'll go into Borders and see Grandma Moses reading some new novel in cafe with a latte. Maybe checking out the new Michael Buble CD. But Rafeal wasn't shopping for the latest series of Adventure of Donkey Dong's. Oh, no. He needed a sexy outfit to get himself a baby momma. That my friends, is not a bookstore.
Top News Story of the Day
My husband and I are divided when it comes to loading the dishwasher. My methodology is aimed at space efficiency: I line up all the plates on one side, all the cups on the other, and anything random/big in the middle. His technique, or lack of, is completely haphazard—he just throws things in the machine in the first empty spot he sees (which means only about about half as many dishes fit).
Apparently loading the dishwasher is causing a huge dispute and apparently it's top news. I dont really have anything to say about this except that whoever felt the need to write an article about this is a dumbass and i'm putting it upon myself to expose that person. The arguing couple is included in this too. I changed my mind, i have a few quick thoughts:
1. The wife in this article is a controlling bitch i bet. I could just picture her screaming at her husband as he "haphazardly" throws dishes in the dishwasher, and the husband just mumbles to himself how much he hates her and is miserable.
2. The husband is doing nothing wrong though. No one actaully puts dishes in the right way. I bet he just does it to spite her. And i respect that.
3. There are a lot bigger problems in the world today than how to put dishes in the dishwasher. This just sickens me.
Monday Daily Post - Top 10 Hottest Wives in Sports
- Amy Mickelson
- Willa Ford
She is the wife of NHL star Mike Modano. Willa has posed for playboy and was on Dancing with the Stars. The 29 year old is known for being a singer, model, television host and actress. - Elin Woods
She couldn't even top our list but we felt bad for her and put her at #8. Elin is famously known as Tiger Woods' wife and smack in the middle of his infidelity scandal. Before striking gold by marrying Tiger, Elin was a model and nanny. - Ingrid Vandebosch
Jeff Gordon's wife is a 39 year old Belgian stunner. She appeared in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with the #4 lady on this list, Carmella DeCesare. - Victoria Beckham
Posh Spice has been a staple in pop culture since 1994 when the Spice Girls burst onto the scene. She married soccer star David Beckham in 1999 and she has been all over tabloids ever since, not that we mind. - Eva Longoria-Parker
The 35 year old Desperate Housewives star recently married Tony Parker. Not only is she awesome because she attends most of his games but she happens to be smoking hot too. Who wouldn't want a wife that watches you play sports and is a hard 10? - Carmella DeCesare
Jeff Garcia's 27 year old wife was Playboy's Miss April in 2003 and Playmate of the Year in 2004. In 2004 she also got in a bar fight with another woman. Pure awesomeness. - Brooklyn Decker
The 22 year old is married to tennis star Andy Roddick and graced the cover for the 2010 issue of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The cover is below. - Adriana Lima
The 28 year old Victoria's Secret Angel is married to former NBA player Marko Jaric. Although his NBA career was short lived and terrible he has struck gold off the court by locking down Lima. - Gisele Bundchen
We've finally reached #1 on the list and it is none other than the most famous Victoria's Secret Angel. Gisele is 29 years old, married wonder-boy Tom Brady last year and recently gave birth to their first child.
While Steelers Players Are Abusing Chicks, Ours Are Banging Playboy Bunnies
How's that for a shredded knee? This is how it's fucking done, boys. You tear your ACL and MCL, you go out and get some STD. I'm not remotely upset about this. Wes Welker is a guy who has a free pass for the rest of his life. The guy works his dick off every second he's on the field. I'll allow him to take a break from rehab to get his hump on.
P.S. BOOM-SHACKA-LACKA!
There Must Be Something in the Water in Pittsburgh
A Florida woman is suing Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Santonio Holmes, saying the one-time Super Bowl MVP hit her in the face with a glass at an Orlando nightclub and then offered to pay her so she wouldn't press charges.
Well at least Holmes didn't rape her right? What's up with all of these Steelers players being just straight up bad people. You think the coach, or owner, or someone high up over there would sit all of them down and just tell them to leave the girls alone for a little while. Maybe lay low for a bit. "And then offered to pay her so she wouldn't press charges." That's great. Another professional athlete attempts to use his money to get him out of trouble. Classic. When are those poor girls going to learn that you can't interact with Steeler's superstars without consequences?
Enjoy It While It Lasts!
Ernie Els made two clutch par putts, escaped trouble from a buried lie in the bunker and wound up wearing a blue blazer Monday for winning the rain-delayed Arnold Palmer Invitational.
Don't get used to wearing that blazer, Ernie. Tiger is going to be back soon and it will go back to normal with everyone else just playing for second place. He won after making clutch par putts and escaping trouble from a buried lie in the bunker? Doesn't seem that good to me. Tiger wins by draining 80 foot eagle putts and hitting 400 yard drives down the middle without ever breaking a sweat. I'm telling you, Tiger will be back and playing better than ever.
P.S. I'd just like to point out that Els's nickname is "The Big Easy". Did he use to be the big girl that all the guys got with back in high school or something?
Ricky Martin Comes Out. 8 Years Too Late
Wait a minute. You're telling me that until today everybody was still kind of unsure about Ricky Martin? Seriously? As in Mr. Livin' La Vida Loca? That Ricky Martin? Honestly, I thought the dude was gay all along. All latin guys are a little fruity in my book. I had no idea he was trying to hide it or something and was even remotely close to touching a woman. And there's nothing wrong with being a gay or contracting gay man aids. Just don't come near me, that shit is contagious.
16 and Pregnant Is On. Let Me Tell You How It Ends
-Trashy girl gets knocked up. Doesn't know how it happened. That's what happens when you're 16 and haven't passed that class yet.
-Couple scenes of her in school and she talks about the awkward stares she receives. What they don't show is what really happens. Laughter.
-We get introduced to the boyfriend/father. He's always a fuck up. Just a real asshole. Parents hate him, friends of girl also hate him. And now that he's a father at 16, God hates him.
-Parents of the girl act like they're proud and excited but really they cry themselves to sleep at night, burning parenting books.
-Boyfriend comes back into picture around the time mommy is due and says he's a changed man. But once the real work starts, he's gone. Show ends with closing credits of mother and child staring off into abyss. Another story of a future criminal begins.
-Does free health care mean we have to support these people? Really? REALLY?
This Sums Up The Celtics Season
The scary thing is this wouldn't have been possible two years ago.
Fucking Bieber
The New Nets Owner Is A Little Bit Money
Sunday, March 28, 2010
The Love of Video Games
Recently, I was visiting a friend in Richmond. Me and a couple of his roommates were hanging out when Xbox came up. Obviously, I asked what the game of the house was and got a little excited when I heard it was Fifa. Now, as any serious video game player will tell you, you take your gaming very serious. This is my Healthcare and I intend to perfect it. I’m always a little nervous when I play a new opponent. I don’t know how he plays. He could be a defensive counter-attacking player, or he could like steady build up and possession. I also take into consideration the away settings. I don’t have my controller, my tv, or my game. To any serious player, those are nice things to have to your advantage. I, as always, pick the best soccer team in the world: Manchester United. He picks another good team, Barcelona. I start the game slow. He gets a couple half chances and dominates possession. Upset with myself, I start to play worse. Around the 20th minute, I settle down and start playing my game. BAM! Rooney makes it 1-0. BAM! Berbatov makes it 2-0. In nothing flat I’m up two goals. Near the end of the first half I knew I could really put a nail in the coffin. Around the 42nd minute I get a little bit of space on the left side of the field and get a decent cross in. Berbatov is unmarked to finish him off and made it 3-0, by halftime I knew the game was mine. I made it 4-0 before the end of the game and felt incredibly proud. He of course demanded a rematch, 4-0 again. The third game? My foot slipped of the pedal and I gave up a goal, 3-1, my victory. The point of this is not to brag about my skills, but instead show the importance of what video games are to us non-athletic, unskilled people. We are finally able to strut our stuff and be the alpha male. And in my opinion, it fucking rocks.
Now after confessing my love for video games, I admit my somewhat lack of romantic skills. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a complete nerd, but I wouldn’t particularly argue if you said I’d prefer to stay up all night and play fifa as opposed to stay up with a girl. So the perfect solution? Play fifa with hot girls! Yes, you got it right, now thanks to Gamecrush, I am able to play fifa with sexy, dirty women. But wait, it can get even better. Users are given a choice between “flirty” and “dirty”, which, if I’m correct, means I get to talk dirty while playing fifa. There may just be a God.
Bullard Gets Booed
Hodgson said: "You've got to remember the Fulham fans loved Jimmy Bullard and they weren't very happy when he refused to sign a new contract with Fulham and went to Hull for an awful lot more money so I don't think I can really criticise them. Jimmy knew what he was doing. I don't think he came up here to better his football, he came up here because there was a lot more money on offer, and that's what our fans choose to remind him of from time to time. I don't expect Fulham fans to be anything other than disappointed in him."
I have to admit, i know nothing about this guy, but i dont like him. He represents everything that's wrong with sports today. It's all about the benjamins and it sickens me. They get paid millions, and theyre never happy. It's always more, more, more. The fans had every right to boo him. They loved you Jimmy. They loved you. That's why i love European soccer though. The fans are so passionate and they let you know it. I've seen fans practically break stadiums becuase they get so hyped up. Bullard should be happy that all he got was booed. If i were a Fulham fan, let's just say that Bullard wouldnt be walking off that pitch without a couple of his feelings hurt, and he would be afraid to fall asleep that night. You can't mess around if youre a soccer fan in Europe.
Blind Fencing Match To Take Place. That's a Sport, Right?
WATERTOWN, Mass. -- Cory Kadlik has never let being blind stop him from golfing, skating, learning martial arts or riding a dirt bike. He had his doubts when it came to fencing. "I never even knew this was possible," said Kadlik, 19, of Medway as epees clanged, his teammates whooped in triumph, and coaches barked out instructions in the gym of Perkins School for the Blind. "I'm on Twitter, and I mentioned to my followers and friends that I was going to be in a fencing tournament and I had ten replies saying 'Blind people can fence? Really? No way!' Yeah, anything is possible." Kadlik duels Monday in what's being billed as a first-of-its kind match between students at schools for the blind -- Perkins and The Carroll Center for the Blind in nearby Newton. The match was the brainchild of Perkins fencing instructor Cesar Morales, founder of the International Fencing Club in suburban Boston and also a teacher at the Newton school. Morales said the students got bored fencing against the same people week after week and needed outside challenges.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. A blind kid can use twitter? I always thought John Grady was the pride of Medway, MA but I think Cory just took the title away. Let's cut the shit about the whole tough guy fenching shit, too. Isn't he blind? Why wear the mask? I say get your medieval on and fight like men. An old fashioned dual. It won't matter if you poke one of your eyes out. Just pop that fucker back in and get your braille on!
Sports Headlines
1. Ovechkin vs. Crosby in the 2011 Winter Classic in Pittsburgh - why couldn't it be in Washington at FedEx Field?
2. Washington Nationals will start rookie Ian Desmond at SS - does anyone care?
3. Washington Capitals can clinch 1st seed in the East with 1 point today vs. Calgary - New Jersey, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, San Jose, Chicago & Pr hoenix have all clinched spots
4. Butler and West Virginia advanced to the Final 4 yesterday, Tennessee vs. Michigan St. & Duke vs. Baylor will determine the other 2 teams
5. Gun-slinging Gilbert Arenas will be back with the Washington Wizards next season
6. Miami Heat want to resign Dwayne Wade and then sign Amare Stoudemire - Amare said "I'm not a big fan of Tracy McGrady -- as a person or as a player" so that may be reason for him not to go to the Knicks
7. University of Michigan landed a top recruit in Jon Horford, Al Horford's brother
8. New York Jets will be on HBO's "Hard Knocks" - even though I hate the Jets, fat boy Rex Ryan is perfect for the show since the man can't shut up
9. Joey Porter was drinking and driving
10. Tiger Woods will hold press conference at the Masters on April 5 - the same day as Opening Day of baseball and the NCAA National Championship game - the man is sneaky
11. MLB Opening Night Countdown (Yankees at Red Sox) -
Tiger Kept Porn on His iPhone. Oh, He Also Cheated On His Wife. A Lot.
March 28, 2010, (Sawf News) - Tiger Woods may have drawn inspiration for the lewd texts he sent to his mistresses from the content that he carried around on his iPhone - porn! A source tells TMZ, that Tiger kept his iPhone storage brimming with stimulating content, which in his case was porn and cartoons! Here is another way of looking at it, Tiger not only carried contact numbers of women of his taste, but also a ready reckoner of what he liked to do with them.
Yikes. That's really the only thing that came to mind after reading that. Yikes. Maybe sex addiction is real? I don't know. What I do know is this makes Tiger human. MJ has a gambling issue, A-rod used steroids and Tiger is addicted to vagina. Tom Terrific is still untouchable. But this really creeps me out. Like a week ago Tiger was straddling the fence of scum bag and wingman of the year but this puts him into the total slime ball category. You can't carry porn around like that. I knew a kid in high school who put that shit on his iPod and he thought he was the bees knees. The total cats pajamas. He'd come up to me during study hall and say, "yo rza, you wanna see some titties?" and I'd be like "Nah bro. I saw a pair of real ones this weekend. Tell your mother I got home safe." You know where he is now? Nobody knows. Probably out sniffing some 13 year old, trying to get his pitch back. That's what happens to those guys. Having said that, I don't think I've ever been as excited as I am for the Masters.
Last Night Was Not Good For People Named Sean Avery
They will take the point they got but did not earn here in last night's 3-2 overtime defeat to the 29th-overall Maple Leafs and pretend that it was a step in the right direction, even if they lost ground in the playoff hunt to two of the three teams directly in front of them. What's more, even as Boston and Atlanta won while Philadelphia lost, the Blueshirts saw Sean Avery go down to a left knee injury with 7:15 remaining in the second period. Avery hobbled out of the rink with a pronounced limp just minutes after Ryan Callahan, who could not play last night because of a right knee, did the same.
Not only just the knee injury but he also got the business delivered to him from Dion Phanuef. The guy who was stirring it up with Avery's sloppy seconds last year when the comment was made. Can't really defend him on that one. He deserved a bit of a cheap shot to the dome.
West Virginia Is Going To The Final Four. Huh?
Country roads takes me home to the place that I belong, West Virginiaaaaaaaaa, mountain momma, take me home, country roaaddssssss
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Drunk Dude Tries To Resuscitate Dead Possum.
Only in Punxsutawney! Honestly the type of shit that goes down there on a Tuesday will blow your mind. It makes St. Patty's Day at the Braults look like child's play. Is it just me or is Pennsylvania one of those states that is kind of a mystery? Yeah, they got Philly, Scranton and Shittsburgh but what else is there? Probably a lot of towns that look like the one in House of Wax. It's just a big fucking state with not a lot to do except get drunk and make out with dead possum's. Or as Donahue calls it, his prom date. Eassyyyyyyyy now.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Song of the Weekend
Look at their faces. Classic. Its been a slow day.
Last Night Was an Epic Failure. EPIC. FAILURE.
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Decent
Nice free kick but go to the :40 second mark to see the real goal. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, good.
Devils Say Sean Avery Is Not a Factor. That's Why They Blew It Last Night
Sean Avery spent much of Thursday night in the face of Devils goalie Martin Brodeur and in the mind of right winger David Clarkson. Clarkson and Avery conducted an ongoing dialogue throughtout the Rangers' 4-3 shootout victory at the Prudential Center. However, Clarkson was unwilling to talk about it after the game. "If it's something to do with Avery, I don't have anything to say," Clarkson told reporters. "Sorry." Ilya Kovalchuk exchanged a big hit with Avery and had to endure hooks and pokes all night, but he laughed it all off. "I think we send too much time talking to him," Kovalchuk said. "He's that type of player you have to leave alone. He's not a factor in the game. He just walks around and talks."
He's not a factor in the game? Huh? Is that why you spend your postgame interview talking about how much of a non factor he is? Makes sense. This is Sean Avery we're still talking about right? The guy who had an assist last night and got in Brodeur's face all game which ended with him giving up the game tying goal with 15 seconds left. That Sean Avery? He's been the most important guy on the Rangers since the final stretch run to the playoffs started. And it's not even just his talking that is impacting games, instead his game is going the talking for him. He's had a point in last 5 games. That's what we in the biz, call production.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Welp. See Ya Next Year, College Basketball
You're dead fucking wrong if you think I'm gonna watch another college basketball game this year. Celtics are coming into playoff form and opening day is April 5th. Whatever.