Hilary Duff to Get Married This Weekend

Yes that's right Hilary Duff is still relevant in this world. But really only cause she's hot now. I made this post as an excuse to show how hot Lizzie McGuire got now. Plus she's marrying a hockey player and that's always awesome.



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Rihanna's New Tat

Everybody knows the golden rule of getting tattoo's is: don't get something in another language. Way too many dbags have some lame Japanese symbol on their arm that they think says "Courage and Strength" but in reality is "Likes Balls Deep in Me". When I first heard Rihanna got a tattoo, I figured it was on her face to cover up those bruise Cbreezy left her (too soon?) but instead it was on the side of her neck.


The site Popeater (great site check it out) explains:

"The music superstar's newest ink reads "rebelle fleur," but someone forgot to tell the 'Rude Boy' singer that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as "rebel flower," which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read "fleur rebelle."

I took 4 years of French through high school so I was immediately insulted by Ri-ri for her insulting the beautiful language. Rihanna, you're a dumbass. Keep blowing Matt Kemp so he hits home runs for my fantasy team.

Lady Gaga Does Coke

No not that kind of coke.


Oh yeah, that kind of coke. Apparently Lady Gaga still does coke "a couple times a year", but don't worry guys, she's still "terrified of heroine." This isn't really a surprise because Lady Gaga totally looks like a coke head. I think it's awesome. Drugs are tight, weird celebrities are tight, so I love weird celebrities on drugs! Gaga did insist on saying she does not condone her fans doing the drugs and hopes they won't. But she's lying. Drugs are tight.

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Lindsay Lohan's Mugshot

I can't tell you how much joy this picture gives me. Many said this day would never come, some said Lindsay Lohan would never serve time, but I had faith. Now that it has actually happened I feel a mix of incredible euphoria and sadness. Euphoria because she is in jail where she belongs, but sadness because I think this has actually made her more famous, still I can't wait to read her prison diaries. Also here is an artists' (me) rendering of Lohan walking into jail this morning.

(Please ignore the black hands.)
(Also the fact that this is a scene from Madea Goes to Jail)

Wednesday Daily Post - Celeb Update

Just some links for everyone...

1. Jesse James is going to Rehab
2. Tiger Woods finished rehab, will speak at Masters Monday, may have gambled a lot of money with Charles Barkley
3. The Hills Final Season Trailer - it's hilarious to see Heidi try to cry
4. Selena Gomez thinks she's Taylor Swift with the heart symbol
5. Ashley Tisdale isn't good looking, but she is wearing Uggs
6. Heidi Montag wants her own show...shocker
7. Miley Cyrus was on Jimmel Kimmel last night - her movie "The Last Song" came out today and I recommend you see it - also, watch the interview
8. The Kardashian girls running looks really funny to me
9. Ke$ha looks like John Travolta - HILARIOUS!