Snooki's Mugshot

Fresh off of her phenomenal debut in the Jersey Shore season 2 (the Obama tanning tax, loves Miami except the trannies, Pilgrims around in the '20s, etc.), Snooki was back to her classy ways. We all know she was arrested for being a fucking dumbass. Oh, I meant Disorderly Conduct but either works. Anyway, her mug shot was finally put on the internet and I couldn't wait to post it for you.


Fuck she is ugly. I'd totally still bang her though...but don't worry, with like 5 million condoms.

Lindsay Lohan's Mugshot

I can't tell you how much joy this picture gives me. Many said this day would never come, some said Lindsay Lohan would never serve time, but I had faith. Now that it has actually happened I feel a mix of incredible euphoria and sadness. Euphoria because she is in jail where she belongs, but sadness because I think this has actually made her more famous, still I can't wait to read her prison diaries. Also here is an artists' (me) rendering of Lohan walking into jail this morning.

(Please ignore the black hands.)
(Also the fact that this is a scene from Madea Goes to Jail)