It's T-Shirt/Jersey Shore Season 4 Italy Trailer Tiiiimmmeee!

Jersey Shore Season 4 starts in two weeks (Thursday August 4 at 10pm on MTV) and the trailer was just released. I'd like to start out by saying, "I'm sorry Italy". Actually, no I'm not. I'm sorry that I'm not sorry. Everyone needs a dose of the Jersey Shore cast. It's a rite of passage and you're life can't move on without having experienced it. Sort of like a Bar Mitzvah or getting your first haircut.

As long as JWoww and her boobies are going to Italy I'll be watching. Everyone keeps saying how Jersey Shore sucks now and they can't stand it but I don't expect anything out of it other than being entertained by wild drunken meat heads for an hour a week. And entertained by wild drunken meat heads for an hour a week is exactly what I get. Fights? Snooki crashing into cop cars? A lack of understanding of the English language? Roid rage? Ronnie knocking out Situation? Producers reminding everyone of the enormous episode checks so that they become friends again? Bring it on!

P.S. Situation, wtf is that haircut bro? You look like Mr. Spock meets Lloyd Christmas.

Italian Mayor Sets Guidelines For Jersey Shore Cast

According to the New York Post, the mayor of Florence, Italy is setting guidelines for when the Jersey Shore comes to Italy on May 9:

"I will not allow them to use the Palazzo Vecchio or other historic buildings," Florence Mayor Matteo Renzi told the Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera yesterday, "but I cannot ban them from using our city as a set."

According to news reports, Mayor Renzi required producers to agree to a number of party-pooping rules if they want to film in the city of Michelangelo and Dante:

* No shooting in bars, clubs or any place that promotes the reckless consumption of alcohol.

* The cast is prohibited from drinking in public on camera.

* Florence may not be portrayed as a drinking town.

* And the cast must interact with authentic Italian people in authentic cultural settings -- thus avoiding the city's hordes of tourists and students.

Wait, what? So basically Jersey Shore in Italy is going to be like if MTV created a reality show about Jimmer Fredette 's life. A month ago I posted about how Italians were saying they didn't want the Jersey Shore in their country and were trying to rationalize the 9/11 attacks because of it. After this newest development I hope MTV purposely breaks every single one of these "rules". The mayor of Florence has about as much pull as the manager of a Starbucks. What the hell is he going to do if (alright, when) Snooki barfs in a gondola or the Colosseum? The answer is nothing. He will be sitting back enjoying the extra money the Jersey Shore will be pumping into his economy and like it. Yeah, I get it, neither of those is in Florence but somehow Snooki and Deena got a taxi ride to NYC last season so I wouldn't bet against this happening.


Okay, about that "no shooting in a bar that serves alcohol" business. Maybe this Richard needs to be reminded that there is no legal drinking age in Italy and you only have to be 16 to buy alcohol. I think he should be worrying about 12-year-olds blacking out on one Peroni rather than some people who are almost 30 bringing more interest to his country. Actually, he should be trying to find these girls and helping them create more videos so that he can use them to help his point:

Snooki Dominated At Wrestlemania

Snooki was at Wrestlemania 27 and pulled of a ridiculous multi-cartwheel back-flip combo with a body-slam. Yes, you read that correctly. No, I'm still not convinced this is her and not a body-double. Yes, this was incredible. No, she still isn't hot. The only reason I think this might be Snooki is because the only people that are her size and look like her come from a small isolated island in the Atlantic Ocean that was attacked by Whangdoodles and now live in a chocolate factory.

I'm not sure what's more unbelievable - that Snooki actually did this or that the Orioles are 4-0.

Jersey Shore Cast on Ellen Degeneres

It was actually only Snooki, the Situation, Pauly D and JWowwwwwwwwwwww (one "w" for each of her Y chromosomes) for most of the interview but they are by far the most entertaining of the group. Ellen jumped right into asking Snooki about her recent arrest and how the judge called her a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe". Snooki said that during her drunken escapade she "kind of annoyed people". Snooki is annoying? Shocking! I feel as though I just found out I was adopted.

Snooki then talks about how she wants to date a "business guy" that can support her. Pauly D says, "Whatever guy that wants to date Snooki, from now on, I'm gonna screen him. So all you guys out there, if you wanna date Snooki you gotta see me first." I think it's safe to say that Pauly D is going to have a bunch of free time.


After a bunch of boring shit about Ronnie and Sammi the conversation goes back to Snooki when she tries to convince everyone she reads. She says,

"I think like no one really knows how we are. Like we have like different sides. Like obviously you see us on the show - we party, we do this, we do that but like outside of the show like we're very quiet. Like me, I'll go to frickin Barnes and Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. I mean you know like no one would ever think that but like we have different sides to us and people don't see that."

See that's where you're wrong Snooki. Everyone thinks that you read and have a firm grip on the English language, especially after hearing "like" more times than at a Facebook conference. Watch the full interview for even more entertainment:

Snooki's Mugshot

Fresh off of her phenomenal debut in the Jersey Shore season 2 (the Obama tanning tax, loves Miami except the trannies, Pilgrims around in the '20s, etc.), Snooki was back to her classy ways. We all know she was arrested for being a fucking dumbass. Oh, I meant Disorderly Conduct but either works. Anyway, her mug shot was finally put on the internet and I couldn't wait to post it for you.


Fuck she is ugly. I'd totally still bang her though...but don't worry, with like 5 million condoms.

Snooki Falling Off a Bike and Face-planting

On Friday Snooki got arrested and in our post we mentioned how right before that she was wasted trying to get on a bike and fell off onto the boardwalk. Well here is the video for your easy viewing pleasure. I could watch this video thousands of times on repeat. Wait a minute, I've been doing that for the last 2 hours. The only thing that could have made this video better was if she fell through the wood and into piranha infested water below.

Snooki Arrested in Jersey

The classy continue to get classier. Snooki was arrested moments ago in Jersey for disorderly conduct. She was seen pouring coke into a beer bong but wasn't photographed with any alcohol unless she had that coke pre-mixed. She was seen doing body shots earlier in the day. Police found her in her usual drunken state on the beach wearing a t-shirt that said "SLUT". She was heard screaming "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". She is one of the ugliest bitches I have ever seen and I'm still not really sure why she's famous. I'd like to see her in a cage match against Verne Troyer. Seeing as how fat she got recently she might just sit on him and end it.

The 2nd season of "Jersey Shore" premiered last night and if you didn't watch it I highly suggest you do because it features all of the things we loved about the 1st season - idiots, drinking, fighting and supplying us with even more reasons to hate New Jersey.

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Check out a video of here being arrested here and a video of her face-planting after trying to get on a bike before she was arrested here.

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