Facebook Account Hacked at Apple Store

The picture is pretty explanatory but someone went into an Apple store, logged into Facebook and then left the store without logging out. The next person to use the computer noticed this, posted a status update and the rest is history.


I've gotta hand it to the nerds who frequent Apple stores. They might not know how to talk to people in person but they sure do know how to provide material for the intertubes. My favorite part of this might not be the threats, the first status update, or the sarcasm. But it might be the fact that the dad used all caps for every post. Threatening to call the police or to come there and make his head spin might not frighten him but the caps lock sure will!

James Blunt Outdoes Tracy Morgan

James Blunt is in Poland touring and posted the above photo to his facebook page Friday along with the caption "Err... this is my hotel in Poland". It would be a funny joke until you find out that what he's standing in front of is near Auschwitz. Yes, that Auschwitz. Apparently that's not what upset people though.

Daily Mail - However, it wasn't any reference to the town's notorious death camp that appeared to upset the locals but the suggestion they are still living in some Soviet-era backwater.

Really? Really, Seth Myers? You're upset that James Blunt suggested you are still living in some "Soviet-era backwater"? In that case I am free to make all the jokes I want. How about let's start with the fact that you are living in some "Soviet-era backwater"! If someone didn't tell me this picture was from Poland I would have assumed that Jamesy-poo was visiting the troops in Afghanistan. I wonder if he was able to post the photo directly to facebook from his phone after he took it or if he had to wait until he got back to his 5-star hotel because there was no cell service there. Even Amish people saw this picture and said, "for christ's sake this is 2011 not 1955, Poland. Get with the times".

Jersey Shore Cast on Ellen Degeneres

It was actually only Snooki, the Situation, Pauly D and JWowwwwwwwwwwww (one "w" for each of her Y chromosomes) for most of the interview but they are by far the most entertaining of the group. Ellen jumped right into asking Snooki about her recent arrest and how the judge called her a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe". Snooki said that during her drunken escapade she "kind of annoyed people". Snooki is annoying? Shocking! I feel as though I just found out I was adopted.

Snooki then talks about how she wants to date a "business guy" that can support her. Pauly D says, "Whatever guy that wants to date Snooki, from now on, I'm gonna screen him. So all you guys out there, if you wanna date Snooki you gotta see me first." I think it's safe to say that Pauly D is going to have a bunch of free time.


After a bunch of boring shit about Ronnie and Sammi the conversation goes back to Snooki when she tries to convince everyone she reads. She says,

"I think like no one really knows how we are. Like we have like different sides. Like obviously you see us on the show - we party, we do this, we do that but like outside of the show like we're very quiet. Like me, I'll go to frickin Barnes and Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. I mean you know like no one would ever think that but like we have different sides to us and people don't see that."

See that's where you're wrong Snooki. Everyone thinks that you read and have a firm grip on the English language, especially after hearing "like" more times than at a Facebook conference. Watch the full interview for even more entertainment:

Albert Haynesworth Fails Physical AGAIN

And this time not just at life. A friend of mine's facebook status once read: "Dear Albert Haynesworth, FUCK OFF. From, the world." I think this perfectly epitomizes everybody's feelings to this overpaid, overweight, piece of shit. At first he refuses to participate in voluntary team workouts because he is so upset with having to play in the team's new 3-4 defense (the Redskins previously used a 4-3). Now the fat fuck makes it to training camp, but is so out of shape from missing team work outs, he can't even pass the conditioning tests to be allowed to practice. Apparently you're suppose to run a 100 yard sprint, get a 2.5 minute break, and then run it again. But after his first attempt, Haynesworth went to the bathroom for 10 minutes. What did he think he was gonna say? "Sorry coach really had to take a shit." Everybody knows your fat ass went in there to eat another doughnut. I wish we could trade this shit head but the ridiculous amount of money he's getting means nobody would ever take him.


He didn't have to take the test today, instead just stood on the sideline in his jersey and a ball cap. Because he's a tool. Dbag. Asshole. Fuck you Haynesworth.

The Social Network

"The Social Network" is a movie adapted from Ben Mezrich's book "The Accidental Billionaires" which is based on the creation of Facebook, and by this teaser trailer it looks great. Jesse Eisenberg (love him) and if you read our post on man crushes you already know about my main man JT, are both in it. It's a strange idea, but I think if done right it could be really entertaining. It's being done by David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club, Zodiac) so I have no doubt it will be done right. It comes out October 1