It's T-Shirt/Jersey Shore Season 4 Italy Trailer Tiiiimmmeee!

Jersey Shore Season 4 starts in two weeks (Thursday August 4 at 10pm on MTV) and the trailer was just released. I'd like to start out by saying, "I'm sorry Italy". Actually, no I'm not. I'm sorry that I'm not sorry. Everyone needs a dose of the Jersey Shore cast. It's a rite of passage and you're life can't move on without having experienced it. Sort of like a Bar Mitzvah or getting your first haircut.

As long as JWoww and her boobies are going to Italy I'll be watching. Everyone keeps saying how Jersey Shore sucks now and they can't stand it but I don't expect anything out of it other than being entertained by wild drunken meat heads for an hour a week. And entertained by wild drunken meat heads for an hour a week is exactly what I get. Fights? Snooki crashing into cop cars? A lack of understanding of the English language? Roid rage? Ronnie knocking out Situation? Producers reminding everyone of the enormous episode checks so that they become friends again? Bring it on!

P.S. Situation, wtf is that haircut bro? You look like Mr. Spock meets Lloyd Christmas.

'The Challenge: Rivals' Starts Tonight

The 21st season of MTV's 'The Challenge' starts tonight and this season is called 'Rivals'. It looks like it's going to be a ridiculous season and I love the new format. I guess you know what I'll be doing for the next 10 or so Wednesday nights.

Wiki - This season of The Challenge will feature a brand new format, consisting of 14 same-gender teams – seven male and seven female. Each team will consist of players who will be paired with their "worst enemies," whom they have engaged in bitter feuds, fights and rivalries with in previous Real World and/or Challenge seasons. This format was inspired by ESPN columnist Bill Simmons in a mailbag by someone known as "B.J. from Brooklyn." Simmons and Dave Jacoby further discussed this idea on the B.S. Report, Simmons' podcast.

Each team participates in numerous challenges (sometimes called "missions"), which are followed by an elimination round called "The Jungle." Each challenge is alternatively designated as either a male or a female challenge day. The winning team of the gender not designated for the Jungle is given a prize. The winning team whose gender is designated for elimination wins immunity from the Jungle, while the team that finishes last is automatically sent to the Jungle. A public vote is cast to determine which team of the same gender will face the last-place finisher in the Jungle. The team who wins the elimination round returns to the game and has a shot at a $300,000 prize, while the losing team is eliminated from the game.

Anything that is endorsed by Bill Simmons is endorsed by me. All kidding aside, what they are telling us is that this season is basically going to be Bill Simmons's wet dream. Okay, now all kidding aside. Well that last part wasn't actually a joke. Anywhooo. Teams of Kenny/Wes, Evan/Nehemiah, Laurel/Cara Maria, Adam/Leroy, Evelyn/Paula, Adam/C.T.? Only good things can come of that.

My bets for the season:

Winning male team: Kenny/Wes (never bet against Kenny, and Wes is a monster)
Runner-up male team: Evan/Nehemiah

Winning female team: Evelyn/Paula
Runner-up female team: Laurel/Cara Maria

Number of lesbian make-out scenes: 3

Number of drunken arguments: 478

Number of fights: 13

Jackass Star Ryan Dunn Killed In Car Crash

Ryan Dunn, one of the "Jackass" stars, was killed last night when his 2007 Porche 911 went off the road in West Goshen Township, PA. Police have not said if Dunn was drinking or if alcohol had anything to do with what happened but he tweeted the above photo about 3 hours before it happened. Yeah, they're clearly sober. The tweet and photo have since been deleted from his twitter account.

TMZ - [Police] say Dunn's car was "fully engulfed in flames" when officials arrived to the scene.Both Dunn and his passenger "died as a result of injuries sustained in the accident." Cops will release more information on the passenger once officials can positively identify the body.

Cops say "speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident."

An investigation into the crash is ongoing.

Ryan Dunn will be most remembered for putting a toy car in a condom then shoving it up his ass in the first Jackass movie and we can only hope it gets put in his coffin with him. I think now is as appropriate a time as any to spend $0.99 on that "Pour1Out" app.

Kanye West Premiers New Video

And it sucked. I don't need to ask what you were doing last night between 10-11 pm because there is only one thing to have been doing. So it could assumed you watched the incredibly hyped premier of Kanye's new video: Power. And boy was it hyped. Claims the video would be epic came from Kanyeezy and he tweeted earlier this week that it wouldn't be a video at all, instead a painting. He wasn't lying. The video consists of Kanye standing under a pavilion type thing surrounded by characters from Michaelangelo-esque paintings.

Thoughts?

17-Year Old "The Situation" in a Turtleneck

Everyone loves looking at old pictures and this one from when Jersey Shore's "The Situation" was 17-years old is priceless. MTV released this picture of him and his siblings all rocking turtlenecks. I'm not really sure turtlenecks were ever in style and what parents dress their teenage+ aged kids in matching clothes?? Their mom must not have been able to hit up the gym or tanning salon because she was busy washing turtlenecks all day. I'm pretty sure his brother on the right is wearing a bra.

Start the Countdown

Thank God it's back. Season 2 of Jersey Shore starts July 29th and I finally saw the trailer. As everybody in America knows, the Jersey Shore is the greatest television show ever and this time without it has been miserable. So it doesn't need to be said I creamed when I finally saw the trailer for the next season. Apparently its in Miami (it could be placed in Lincoln Nebraska and I'd still watch) and it looks great. Ronnies making out with two chicks, Pauly D's banging grenades, and most importantly, JWoww's tits.

I can't wait.