It's T-Shirt/Jersey Shore Season 4 Italy Trailer Tiiiimmmeee!

Jersey Shore Season 4 starts in two weeks (Thursday August 4 at 10pm on MTV) and the trailer was just released. I'd like to start out by saying, "I'm sorry Italy". Actually, no I'm not. I'm sorry that I'm not sorry. Everyone needs a dose of the Jersey Shore cast. It's a rite of passage and you're life can't move on without having experienced it. Sort of like a Bar Mitzvah or getting your first haircut.

As long as JWoww and her boobies are going to Italy I'll be watching. Everyone keeps saying how Jersey Shore sucks now and they can't stand it but I don't expect anything out of it other than being entertained by wild drunken meat heads for an hour a week. And entertained by wild drunken meat heads for an hour a week is exactly what I get. Fights? Snooki crashing into cop cars? A lack of understanding of the English language? Roid rage? Ronnie knocking out Situation? Producers reminding everyone of the enormous episode checks so that they become friends again? Bring it on!

P.S. Situation, wtf is that haircut bro? You look like Mr. Spock meets Lloyd Christmas.

Italian Mayor Sets Guidelines For Jersey Shore Cast

According to the New York Post, the mayor of Florence, Italy is setting guidelines for when the Jersey Shore comes to Italy on May 9:

"I will not allow them to use the Palazzo Vecchio or other historic buildings," Florence Mayor Matteo Renzi told the Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera yesterday, "but I cannot ban them from using our city as a set."

According to news reports, Mayor Renzi required producers to agree to a number of party-pooping rules if they want to film in the city of Michelangelo and Dante:

* No shooting in bars, clubs or any place that promotes the reckless consumption of alcohol.

* The cast is prohibited from drinking in public on camera.

* Florence may not be portrayed as a drinking town.

* And the cast must interact with authentic Italian people in authentic cultural settings -- thus avoiding the city's hordes of tourists and students.

Wait, what? So basically Jersey Shore in Italy is going to be like if MTV created a reality show about Jimmer Fredette 's life. A month ago I posted about how Italians were saying they didn't want the Jersey Shore in their country and were trying to rationalize the 9/11 attacks because of it. After this newest development I hope MTV purposely breaks every single one of these "rules". The mayor of Florence has about as much pull as the manager of a Starbucks. What the hell is he going to do if (alright, when) Snooki barfs in a gondola or the Colosseum? The answer is nothing. He will be sitting back enjoying the extra money the Jersey Shore will be pumping into his economy and like it. Yeah, I get it, neither of those is in Florence but somehow Snooki and Deena got a taxi ride to NYC last season so I wouldn't bet against this happening.


Okay, about that "no shooting in a bar that serves alcohol" business. Maybe this Richard needs to be reminded that there is no legal drinking age in Italy and you only have to be 16 to buy alcohol. I think he should be worrying about 12-year-olds blacking out on one Peroni rather than some people who are almost 30 bringing more interest to his country. Actually, he should be trying to find these girls and helping them create more videos so that he can use them to help his point:

Italy Doesn't Want The Jersey Shore

The Jersey Shore cast is going to Italy for Season 4 and Italians aren't too happy about it. An article from Eonline.com has a ton of quotes from angry Italians and to say they don't want them there is an understatement.

"In fact, Italians are comparing the gym-tan-laundry loving pack of guidos and guidettes to the 'worst stereotypes of Italians,' with one person going so far as to say that Osama Bin Laden 'had a point' in attacking the United States.

But the insult grenades are already being tossed the cast's way, with Italian columnist Roberto Del Bove dissing the Shore denizens in the Rome newspaper New Notzie. 'They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized,' he wrote.

One commenter on an MTV Italia website offered this little ditty: 'When I see this, I wonder whether Osama Bin Laden had a point.'

Aldo Grasso, a prominent TV critic for the same paper told the Wall Street Journal that he's 'afraid' and that 'the image of Italy abroad is already weakened.'

Seriously Italy? You can go fuck yourselves. So now it's okay to commit acts of terrorism because of The Jersey Shore? Really? Reeeeeaaallllyyyy? RRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYY??? But the "the image of Italy abroad is already weakened" argument is such a solid one. You know that someone from Australia who is thinking about going to Italy is going to say, "Nah, fuck that, I heard the Jersey Shore will eventually be there and I don't want to set foot anywhere they have or will so I'm not going anywhere near that place". Yeah, that's definitely what their thought process will be. Go back to watching soccer, I'm getting ready for MLB Opening Day.

You motorboatin son of a bitch!

Sofia Vergara has huge cans and she is happily showing them off this week while vacationing in Italy. She tweeted "this is going to be my uniform for the next 2 weeks!!! Yeeeiiii" and included this picture.


The 'Modern Family' star was kind enough to let paparazzi take a butt-ton of pictures (who am I kidding, she probably had no idea they were creeping on her). Those tits are enormous and they have to give her back problems but props to her for not having them reduced. It was reported that people in Hollywood advised her to have boob reduction surgery so that she could land more movie roles, which really pissed off her mom. Vergara said, "My mum was like, 'God is going to punish you if you take your tits off'." Where the hell can I meet her mother??? She is a saint.

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