My reaction to every ending of a new episode is something like what Sellberg does when he has sex. "NOOO!!! DON'T END YET!!!" Yeah. I WENT THERE. We're getting our edge back, baby. Not gonna beat around the bush. Let's do this rundown Jersey Shore Recap style.
-There have been 4 episodes so far and FPJ(freddie prinze jr.) has saved the day in 2 of them. Like literally saved the fucking day. He risked his life for the president of some middle east country and then last night he sniped out some russian mobsters who were about to blast away jack. HE'S AMAZING!
-Renee is back this year. She's goin' rogue so you can suck on those tits, Sarah Palin.
-Bauer has been rocking this brown leather jacket all season. Not gonna complain because it's obviously working. I liked how last night he had to look german so he just threw on a pair of glasses.
-Oh, yeah. Jack speaks German.
-Are there any regular looking doctors out there? They're either very jewish, very good looking or very, very asian. This one just happened to have the shnoz of a you know what.
-96% of colombian chicks are hot. That's not from 24. That's just a random fact I thought of in my head.
-How bout that blonde broad from CTU? She's trouble. Lady looks like she can bench press Donahue when he was chubby then snap your dick off.
-Scotty Boucher is reading this right now and clapping his hands
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