Back By Popular Demand! Chat Roulette Round 2!

I don't know how much longer I can do this. I can't tell you how uncomfortable it makes me. But what my babies want, my babies get.

You: you look like the dude ont he real world
Stranger: haha, who?
You: the dude!
You: the rocker!
Stranger: hahaa, dont know :p
You: not american?
You: you look like jwoww
Stranger: no
Stranger: brazilian
You: pato!!
You: we gonna stare at eachother all day dude or what?
You: give me some brazilian lines to tell chicks
Stranger: hehe, im really bad oon that
You: just one line
You: i got a big date in 2 hours and i cant strike out again. i cant do it!

You: thirsty?
Stranger: beer
You: doubt that bro. what is that juicy juice?
Stranger: haha
You: you look like pablo escobar
Stranger: soccer player?
You: thats a good thing man
You: you dont know pablo escobar? the drug lord?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hahaah
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i look like him?
Stranger: no i dont
You: yeah man. you look like his brother!
You: what did you just google him or something?
Stranger: how old i am?
You: whatever man
You: make me feel like shit
Stranger: how old i am??
Stranger: guess
You: where do you live?
You: then i'll know
Stranger: Brasil
You: some japs look like 12 and they're 80
Stranger: hauahuahauha
You: ANOTHER BRAZILIAN?! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
Stranger: why
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i speak fluently english
You: you guys eat this shit up huh
You: bitches in thongs
Stranger: i am not the poor brazilian
Stranger: i am the other side of society
Stranger: exists 2 kind of ppl here
Stranger: the richs and the poors
Stranger: the people with culture and the people withouth
You: i never said you were poor
Stranger: i know
Stranger: 50% of people here is
You: oh really? WELCOME TO AMERICA DUDE
Stranger: brazil is so big
You: this better not be a lead in to a shot of your dick
Stranger: you are from colombia?
You: united states
Stranger: which state?
You: look at this. obama would be so proud of us huh
Stranger: I dont like obama
Stranger: i prefer mccain
You: really?
Stranger: his proposals were better
You: he was gonna blow you off the map
Stranger: he was a soldad
Stranger: no?
You: he was! he was
You: good point
Stranger: so
You: you like cinnabun?
Stranger: United States would dominate world
Stranger: with mccain
You: correction broseph. united states does dominate world.
Stranger: in part
Stranger: i went there last july
You: where abouts?
Stranger: the people dont even know nothing about brazil
Stranger: people think that we live in the jungle
Stranger: with the tigers, monkeys
You: rio is beautiful
Stranger: and everybody here is bitch
Stranger: i dont like rio
Stranger: i prefer my city
Stranger: 45 beaches on my city
You: you party with ronaldo and pele?



You: nice shades
Stranger: thanks
You: gimme 5 minutes i gotta beat my cat